Mike the Executioner
What went on up there? Poppers and weird sex!
I heard all this in Michael Cole's voice.Crazy Names and hyperbole commentators have to say like robots:
"Here comes Seth Freakin Rollins" "Seth Freaking Rollins is getting the ring" Seth Freaking Rollins is on the attack" "Seth Freaking Rollings is on the top rope" "Seth Freaking Rollings is drinking a Sprite"
"Here comes the new vicious Viking Raiders "Getting in the ring are the new vicious Viking Raiders"
The most "Stupendous" Wrestlemania. We will be seeing you at the most "Stupendous" Wrestlemania
Brock vs. Roman is the "greatest" match in wrestling history. Right now you're watching the "greatest" match in wrestling history. (After a 15 minute snoozefest) Last night you saw the "greatest" in wrestling history
And also people losing their first or last name, and they just go by that one name now.