Duke & His Hazzards - Inspired by Chaucer GMB

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Chapter 4: Duke Gone Pt. 2

Bout two weeks go by, my auntie call me and was like "Poppa you seen Duke? I know you be taking him to the bus station:wtb:".

Me: :lupe:"Nah I ain't heard from him since he first got back".:whoa:

Auntie: "Well I ain't seen him in 3 days, if you hear from him tell him to call me.":usure:

So now i'm thinking I know he aint go back up there:stopitslime:

So not even 2 day's go by and I get a call. Its Duke whispering on the phone to me.

Duke: "Hey cuz, you got 130 dollars you can send me so I can get home?"

Me: :patrice: :gucci: "Man where you at? Ya mama been looking for you."
Duke: "Man, I'm stuck in New York?"
Me: "WTF you doing in New York?"

Duke: "I rode wit my boy from college went to Winston-Salem, then we decided to go to New York"
Me: "So why you need 130 dollars if ya boy drove" :aicmon:
Duke: "He left me" :manny:
Me: "So where you at?"
Duke: "I'm with his people":ld:
Me: "So his people can't get in touch with him?":shaq2::stopitslime:

Duke: :beli: "Ok cuz I'ma tell you the truth, I'm in New Jersey at that girl house"
Me: :childplease:. "So why you whispering anyway's?"
Duke: "She don't want me using her phone":ld:

Me: "Why the fukk you go back up there?"

Duke: "To get my CD's nikka":birdman:

Me: :dahell:. "Man go find a Western Union, I'm sending you ass the money. You one dumb nikka"

Duke: :myman:

Me: :stopitslime:
 
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Chapter 5: Duke fukks up the Pork Chops

So we having a spurt of the moment party at my pops house.

My sisters there, most of my cousins there, both my auntie's, we drinking, playing cards. shyt is live. :stylin::dj2:

So you know nikkas gonna eat. So my sister pulls out some food and start cooking up some shyt.

Pops had like three of them big packs of pork chops. Sis start frying them thangs up.

First batch sis fried was :banderas:.

So my sister was up to play bid whist, so Duke was like "I got this for ya :smugdraper:, go play".

We should have know better. :snoop:

This dude trying to make smothered pork chops, he done took out a big as bottle of ketchup and poured into the grease over top of the rest of the pork chops. :russ:

I had already ate so I'm :mjlol:, because nikkas hungry and he done fukked the shyt all the way up. :bryan:

My Auntie: "Duke you just fukk shyt up all the time huh, gotta always be into shyt":birdman:

Duke: "I'ma still eat'em though" :youngsabo:

Me: :heh::russ::mjlol:



 
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poppastoppa said:
Ima need that story breh

:feedme:
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It's nothing too long. I was in my brother's city. Pulled up on him with a compadre of mine. He was staying at a motel.

Dapped him up. Introduced him to broseph. Little smoking and drinking. Then my brother is like:

"Aye I want y'all to meet lil shawty I be fukkin wit up here at the motel :takedat:"

We like...aight :manny:

So we take the elevator to the top floor of this ghetto establishment

The three of us stroll up to the door and he turn around like

"Before I knock on the door I gotta let y'all know. She in a wheelchair. She handicapped. So don't be looking at her funny or nothin :birdman:"

Breh and I shared a range of expressions from :dahell::lupe::snoop::gucci:

He knocks on the door. A white girl who's standing opens the door (so I'm sure she's not who he was talking about) and I see this 9.4 sitting on the bed with a wheelchair next to it. Super bad.

I'm like wait...she paraplegic? :ohhh:

She must've fallen off a stripper pole or something.
Went from :francis: to :myman: real quick
 
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ChopperJoe said:
It's nothing too long. I was in my brother's city. Pulled up on him with a compadre of mine. He was staying at a motel.

Dapped him up. Introduced him to broseph. Little smoking and drinking. Then my brother is like:

"Aye I want y'all to meet lil shawty I be fukkin wit up here at the motel :takedat:"

We like...aight :manny:

So we take the elevator to the top floor of this ghetto establishment

The three of us stroll up to the door and he turn around like

"Before I knock on the door I gotta let y'all know. She in a wheelchair. She handicapped. So don't be looking at her funny or nothin :birdman:"

Breh and I shared a range of expressions from :dahell::lupe::snoop::gucci:

He knocks on the door. A white girl who's standing opens the door (so I'm sure she's not who he was talking about) and I see this 9.4 sitting on the bed with a wheelchair next to it. Super bad.

I'm like wait...she paraplegic? :ohhh:

She must've fallen off a stripper pole or something.
Went from :francis: to :myman: real quick
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:russ:

Bro caught him one :shaq:
 
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Ketchup smothered pork chops
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