Dude got fired and this is what they found under his desk...

[Aintnobodystupid]

Why do you all think that's sperm though? I had no idea. I have seen white dried up stuff on some things before and never would've thought it was sperm.

Its like a business. Its all about location. That's got no business being in that location. I feel sorry for that offices cleaning lady. He could've left a buck underneath there to get her to get down on here knees under there to get it. She likely bumped her head trying to get the fukk from under there after seeing that.

 

[MostHatedBox]

shyt literally took over the thread

 

[Cee2]

Crying

People looking at me like I'm crazy

Funniest shyt I have seen in a hot minute

 

[Black Rain]

Rafters

 

[Cee2]

Dahell really is the infinite source of daps

 

[The Mad Titan]

200 plus daps

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

wtf


You nikkas man

I'm fukking crying right now

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

how the hell did y'all do that? did you wrap the dahell texture over a wireframe? and then do animation on top of that? i want to get into computer graphics and the technicalities of it is interesting.

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

that can't be skeet brehs. just the smell alone from that all that accumulated skeet residue would knock nikkas out and attract attention. trust me, i've been in the game for a min

on retirement tho, cuz my boss sits right next to me in my job right now. i wonder if i can pull it off?

 

[Goonberg Scandal]

shyt look like them old ass Tekken 1 endings back when 3D wasn't quite right yet

Full Motion Video on the PS1 and Sega Saturn was revolutionary as hell when it first came out though.

 

[Ken Mercilus]

 

[h2o_proof]

That's not jizz, the splatter pattern is backward, more like something wasted. You'd have to stand up and skeet in front of the desk to make it splatter that direction.

 

[Bless't]

This shyt two pixels away from being full on nightmare fuel, breh.

Reminds me of the Lawnmower man.

 

[root_eruditorium_org]

That's not jizz, the splatter pattern is backward, more like something wasted. You'd have to stand up and skeet in front of the desk to make it splatter that direction.

a physicist.



you might be right. can you derive an equation that models the trajectory and splatter patterns?

you doing a thesis on skeet dynamics breh? shyt cool.

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

a physicist.



you might be right. can you derive an equation that models the trajectory and splatter patterns?

you doing a thesis on skeet dynamics breh? shyt cool.

lmao, n*hga think he a jizz splatter expert

only on the coli brehs