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ugksam

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I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator".

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes.

It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hey do us a favor and please don't try to be funny. you aren't funny so just don't try.
 

FU_PAYME

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Gucci :deadmanny: that joint!!!:whew:
 

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I feel like I'm the only one who has no idea what the fukk is going on in this thread :wtb:
 

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the doctor told me I'd be alright if I took a couple pills, so it was worth it :ehh:
 

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let's be real here, how many people are gonna pay to for a hooker only to jerk them off? :stopitslime:

if i pay for it, im getting 2 nuts :ahh:
 
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The jheri curl's activation
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...........dsjklafsjpaodfjodjpfaj. :youngsabo:


Thoughts?

Hypothesizing the circumstances of my hypathalmus, only serves to preclude and include the coca cola bottle of my thesis that only stands adjacent to my proxy within the bounds of conjunctification.
 
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