driving to wawa drunk to order food appreciation
- Thread starter havoc00
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fukk sheetz... got a meatball "shmoogie" and it was the worse thing ever, couldn't event finish that shyt
Meanwhile we
with hoagiefest..... its a beautiful time
koyaanisqatsi
Banned
do you use that grammar around your parents or is that your "drunk" persona where you channel all the black rappers you seen and heard in music videos ?!!
do you use that grammar around your parents or is that your "drunk" persona where you channel all the black rappers you seen and heard in music videos ?!!
Do u try to interview me in every thread? When I post do u get hard?
koyaanisqatsi
Banned
so we making threads in appreciation of drunk driving now
the threadstarter is a 25 year old white male who celebrates failure, weakness, and giving into temptation and vile debauchery . .. by the time he is 40 he will have graduated to trips to thailand where he will hire an eight year old boy to be his "tour guide" . . .
koyaanisqatsi
Banned
...when ur all cozy in your bed .. does your dad sneak in there dressed in drag like venus williams wit da tennis skirt and his face painted wit a black magic marker and his hair slicked back wit grease he scraped from the inside of da microwave oven . . .. just standin there wit a wind-up snow globe pressed against his ear playin da song "tears in heaven" by eric clapton as he releases a delicate groan and squeezes the electric toothbrush that has a strait-razor at the end of it .. and he flicks the "on" button and u roll over in your bed and fart slightly enough to take him out of his trance and a small quail egg falls from between his legs and rolls across the floor, knockin over your row of piss-filled 40 bottles like glass dominos .. . sounding like a feminine bowling alley .. . . u wake up and squeak like hello kitty "M---M-M-MMMomma iz dat yooo !?!?!" . .. the buzzin from the tooth-razor intensifies as he moonwalks foward to your bedside . . slippin in a puddle of piss . .. . .his skirt flutters up like an umbrella as he floats down to your bed as if he was mary poppins . .. landing rite next to you . hip scrapin hip . .. .he stares you in your eyes . . and holds the tooth-razor against his heart . . . whistlin the theme song from the Olympics while clenchin his teeth .. bottom row over the top .. . .u look over and your mother is standin in the doorway wit an IV bag filled wit cat blood and an enema pump . . . all dyked-out lookin like ryan seacrest in a cheap jcpenney tuxedo and navy blue stacy adams wit no laces . . ... .
muzikfrk75
#4080
Its customary when engaging in intoxicated fukkery with friends to make a Wawa run, you in the Boro so u wouldnt understand.. Its a onestop shop for everything.
However, I got fam there and the Queen city, and I must say that the Cookout holds the title for fast food
Cookout
MouseTeeth
All Star
I prefer a 4 am bacon egg n cheese/sausage egg n cheese from Ahmed at the 24 hour A-rab spot....Only seen wawa's when i was drivin down south, not knockin it just never tried itt
Majestic Pape
The-Coli = W SOHH = L
Wawa is in the 757, along with about 3500 7-11s.
Isaiah Bradley
Banned
so we making threads in appreciation of drunk driving now
I went through this thread expecting to see folks shyting on this dumb azz thread. But as usual, drunk driving and gun violence is all good, until you/or your folks are the victim
I went through this thread expecting to see folks checking this dumb azz thread. But as usual, drunk driving and gun violence is all good, until you/or your folks are the victim
