Driving home 2am and you see a lonely Redbone walking

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brehs i was super super tempted this time, usually its just hagged out whores out there but this looked like a damsel in distress for real like her bf put her out or she partied too long and didnt know the bus schedule

i went home and cried :sadcam:

honestly no simp, if i saw a broad ot that late walking i would ask if she needed a ride, or needed to borrow my phone or something.

i always remember when i was walking home late one nigh at like 2am and some dude pulled up to me in some jeepers creepers truck and asked if i needed a ride, thought i was gonna get raped or something, i just ran as fast as i could lol
 

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no one else was around.....


I said "hey you sexy as hell" :shaq:

she said "thanks" :queen:

I said "you single?":takedat:

she said "for now":wub:




then i drove away like a bytch, i felt like it was a set up like her ex was around the corner with an uzi like :violent:

did i miss out brehs? i wanna taste the light skin meat :ahh:
I just about DIED when I read the red text.

:laff:


Couldn't breathe for a moment. :russ:
 
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me and my cousin was ridin around one early morning like 3am and saw this fine thick ass latina just standing on the corner. My cousin pulled up to her and was like " how much you cost?". No response. Then he was like, "u want some crack?" :shaq:

Neither of us had crack on us. :russ: Good thing she ignored us. Wouldve been awkward after we fukked her and couldnt provide her with some little cracky crack :whew:
 

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me and my cousin was ridin around one early morning like 3am and saw this fine thick ass latina just standing on the corner. My cousin pulled up to her and was like " how much you cost?". No response. Then he was like, "u want some crack?" :shaq:

Neither of us had crack on us. :russ: Good thing she ignored us. Wouldve been awkward after we fukked her and couldnt provide her with some little cracky crack :whew:

wow :dead:
 

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fukk that skiddlybop breh you did the right thing except for the bytch part.. shoulda had some tunes :takedat:
 

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I don't know why people are telling homey :ufdup:

There's like a 98% chance it was either a setup of some kind or the broad is bonkers in the brain or just a run-of-the-mill whore.
 
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