Drake just might Commit Dat brehs :lupe:

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You really underestimate how much his fans don’t care about that. Since the girls he’s be caught being weird with are in their teens, that’s enough to excuses away with a lot of his fans. Even on here they do it. He will survive as long as there’s no actual criminal charges brought against him.
Drake was already falling off years prior to the beef. All of his fans are 30+ with families now. He’s done.
 

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I ain't following the shyt but if he was he'll be locked up
Not necessarily.

If it comes out that Drake fukks 16 year olds in Canada, he'll be called a pedo but its not illegal in Canada so he wouldn't get locked up.
 

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How can Drake enjoy fun parties this summer when "They Not Like Us" WILL BE blasted as soon as he enters the premises? At every party?

Drake likes to attend NBA games, fawn over the tall players, and gamble money. Thousands of people WILL yell "certified pedophile" in unison at him.

Responsible parents cannot invite him to private parties.

The summer 2024 chapter of Drake's memoir will be morose and sullen unless he quickly finds more middle school-aged girls who like his yacht.
 

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How can Drake enjoy fun parties this summer when "They Not Like Us" WILL BE blasted as soon as he enters the premises? At every party?

Drake likes to attend NBA games, fawn over the tall players, and gamble money. Thousands of people WILL yell "certified pedophile" in unison at him.

Responsible parents cannot invite him to private parties.

The summer 2024 chapter of Drake's memoir will be morose and sullen unless he quickly finds more middle school-aged girls who like his yacht.
Yeah, he needs to fall back for a while.
 

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OP, at any point while typing all that up did you stop and think to yourself, does this need to be it's own thread?
 

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When will it end? :damn::damn:
 
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