Dr. J has a daughter because of braces

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yea. that was the other rumor that I always heard.

it was always either dr j's wife or the tranny.

I thought it was teddy p who had the tranny in his car when he got in that accident. I don't get how dr. j was involved other than both of those two dudes living in philly at the time.
 

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http://deadspin.com/when-his-lady-friends-braces-quashed-oral-dr-j-impre-1455524659

Seems that Dr. J conceived one of his kids, the tennis pro Alexandra Stevenson, because her mother, Samantha Stevenson, took on a set of bear-trap early-'80s braces. This prevented her and the Philadelphia 76ers star from engaging in their preferred form of congress, fellatio. So with head off the menu, they did the silliest thing possible, considering the myriad alternatives nature gave us for sexual tomfoolery, including various positions, orifices, lotions, prophylactics, vibrators, pornography, oils, whips, crevices, straps, massage techniques, costumes, harnesses, creams, harnesses, smut-talk, candles, nerve endings, soaps, swings, chains, lubes, toys, mirrors, soft plastics, beads, leashes, whipped creams, spare digits, feathers, etc., etc., ad nauseam. They straight-on boinked, breeder-style, in the only form of sex that can and does babymake.

Here's how Page Six reported Erving's recollection of the goddamn miracle of life:

Erving tells how he met Samantha Stevenson — whom he describes on the page as “a smart single woman — a pretty white girl, a bit of a hippie giving off a vibe of availability” — in 1978 when she was covering the Philadelphia 76ers for Sport magazine.
“She becomes someone who helps me unwind if I’m feeling high-strung or stressed. I can drive over and spend a relaxing evening that might even include oral sex,” Erving writes. “I can only remember one time that we actually had intercourse, and that was because she had just gotten this new orthodontia to straighten her teeth. With wire and gleaming metal bristling in her mouth, oral sex was not an option.”

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I thought it was teddy p who had the tranny in his car when he got in that accident. I don't get how dr. j was involved other than both of those two dudes living in philly at the time.

the 2 rumors I always heard:
1.) he had dr j's wife in the car.
2.) he had a tranny or fakkit in the car.

:whistle: ssssoooooo..........if the tranny story is true, did teddy at least think that it was a real woman?
 

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Dr J and his wife were good friends with Teddy P.

Teddy P used to sit courtside for Sixers game in the late 70s/early 80s when the 76ers were THE team in the NBA. They were good friends, but people thought Turquoise Erving was having an affair with dude.

The rumor is that Turquoise left the scene of the accident while Teddy was sitting crippled.

What really happened is that there was a tranny in the car with Teddy and the tranny called 911.

Dr. J and his ex-wife visited Teddy in the hospital and Dr. J was at dude's funeral (I assume Turquoise was there as well).

The Dr. J wife affair may have happened. No idea, but she was NOT at the accident.



And on a related note Turquoise Erving was a dime in the late 70s/early 80s.
 

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lol how is his daughter a butterface? J a a$$hole though wtf at putting this in a book
 

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Dr J and his wife were good friends with Teddy P.

Teddy P used to sit courtside for Sixers game in the late 70s/early 80s when the 76ers were THE team in the NBA. They were good friends, but people thought Turquoise Erving was having an affair with dude.

The rumor is that Turquoise left the scene of the accident while Teddy was sitting crippled.

What really happened is that there was a tranny in the car with Teddy and the tranny called 911.

Dr. J and his ex-wife visited Teddy in the hospital and Dr. J was at dude's funeral (I assume Turquoise was there as well).

The Dr. J wife affair may have happened. No idea, but she was NOT at the accident.



And on a related note Turquoise Erving was a dime in the late 70s/early 80s.

Thanks for clearing it up. My peoples told me it was a prostitute that was with him. I guess it kinda count :manny:
 

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That's such a disgusting thing to put in writing

I wonder how his daughter feels about that. She obviously knows the painful truth about why she exists, but to have those details revealed to the world?


I wonder how much Doc got paid to include stuff like that
 
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