Non Sequitur
Creep.
They won every game. Their avg. margin of victory was 44pts. They beat Cuba by 79. Nobody got closer than 32.
Branford Marsalis (bandleader, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno): Going to the Olympics was one of the perks of working on The Tonight Show. I went to the players' hotel, and the security guard says, "Hello, sir!" and waves me in. I was like, "shyt, I guess they like The Tonight Show in Spain." I saw a friend who worked for the NBA, and she said, "How did you get in here?" I said, "I don't know. Dude let me in." So they went to the guard and said, "Why'd you let that guy in?" And he said, "He's related to Magic, isn't he?" He thought I was Magic's little brother.
Good sh/t, I gotta go back and find my Dream Team poster I had as a kid