My cousin got written up yesterday at his job (call center) for complimenting a co-workers appearance..
cuz-(standing in breakroom drinking coffee 10 mins before shift start)
Jane-(walks into break room in a long skirt and blouse).
Cuz-
Morning jane, why yo hips hippin like dat?
Jane-
Excuse me?
Cuz- I SAID U THICK..CLEAN YO EARS OUT
Jane- (jane backs up against the wall with her hands up)
please dont hurt me..
Cuz- (closes the door to the break room and pulls out a sharpened toothbrush)...NOW WAIT A DAMN MINUTE
U YELLIN NOW IM YELLIN..I JUST SAID U WAS THICK..DATS A COMPLIMENT SHAWTY 
Jane- (throws her purse to the floor)
please, just take whatever you want sir. 
Cuz- (picks up her purse and starts pulling out money)
u racist as hell shawty...my black skin make u scary like dat? 
Jane-
MY BOYFRIEND IS BLACK (pulls out phone to show picture of her and her man)
Cuz- (Slaps her phone out of her hand, then picks it up and throws it against the wall shattering it)
YOU THINK I GIVE A DAMN BOUT U AND YO CARROLTON BANKS LOOKING NIKKA? HELL GOING ON CUZ, NAH, ON PIRU IM BOUT TO GET WICKED 
Police start banging on the door...
cuz-(standing in breakroom drinking coffee 10 mins before shift start)
Jane-(walks into break room in a long skirt and blouse).
Cuz-

Jane-

Cuz- I SAID U THICK..CLEAN YO EARS OUT

Jane- (jane backs up against the wall with her hands up)

Cuz- (closes the door to the break room and pulls out a sharpened toothbrush)...NOW WAIT A DAMN MINUTE


Jane- (throws her purse to the floor)


Cuz- (picks up her purse and starts pulling out money)


Jane-

Cuz- (Slaps her phone out of her hand, then picks it up and throws it against the wall shattering it)


Police start banging on the door...