Done with asking "would you like to have a seat?" on the train

Chris.B

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You probably had on some baggy clothing and looked intimidating.

White b1tches can't fukk with that...
Wear a suit, smell nice, get a fresh cut and see how quick she sits next to you when you say "Do you want to have a seat" :obama:
 

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I'm not giving my seat up unless its someone handicapped or for a kid. fukk all that. And if the train is super crowded, it's not even worth the effort to give ur seat up.
 

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On the cta, this sh1t is real. I usually just do me on the train. Since I’ve been trimming down and toning up, I’ve had more pawgs come and sit by me….giving ur boy that body language :shaq2:
With college in full swing too, u know imma pull some CTA-booty this semester. :eat:
 

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:leon: Giving up our seats on the bus or train?

:rudy: Man we been off that.

That's why I don't make eye contact with anyone...:mjpls: they expect you to give up your seat when that happens.


Nah... I'd give my seat up to older people and pregnant women.
Sometimes :o:
 

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Only give my seat up for the handicapped or pregnant.

Everybody else?
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I don't know what is with these middle aged and older women these days. Ask them if they want a seat, and about 90% of the time they'll decline talking about, "No, I'm good" and take another seat when it opens up a few stops later. :dry: Trying to put on a brave face for equality, I guess? :stopitslime:

After enough of these scenes, I decided to just start giving the seats up. And of course, it works. :dry: Always trying to save face.

lol exact same thing happen to me on the bus
 

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I would only give up my seat for the disabled....I remember once I was sitting up front on the Q23 and some old ass white lady that was probably like 75 years old came on and gave me that look like she wanted me to give up the seat...I hit her with the :childplease: then she started to talk shyt to some other lady on the bus talkin bout oh people are so rude these days, they won't even give up their seat for an old lady....I was like excuse me ma'am but how many "colored" people had to give up their seat for your bytch ass when you were my age? You can fukking stand for 2 stops, it won't kill you. They were like :merchant: other people the bus like :damn: I was like :umad:

fukk these entitled old b*stards man :pacspit:
 

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I would only give up my seat for the disabled....I remember once I was sitting up front on the Q23 and some old ass white lady that was probably like 75 years old came on and gave me that look like she wanted me to give up the seat...I hit her with the :childplease: then she started to talk shyt to some other lady on the bus talkin bout oh people are so rude these days, they won't even give up their seat for an old lady....I was like excuse me ma'am but how many "colored" people had to give up their seat for your bytch ass when you were my age? You can fukking stand for 2 stops, it won't kill you. They were like :merchant: other people the bus like :damn: I was like :umad:

fukk these entitled old b*stards man :pacspit:

:wow:Cold-blooded. Good shyt.
 

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Nah. I do a good thing and I prove something at the same damn time. :jawalrus:

how do you feel about opening doors and holding them open for women? i use to do it all the time but i noticed they often don't even say thank you, like shyt is my job.

so i don't even do it anymore unless it's an elderly woman. other wise i'm getting to wherever i need to go before they do.
 

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how do you feel about opening doors and holding them open for women? i use to do it all the time but i noticed they often don't even say thank you, like shyt is my job.

so i don't even do it anymore unless it's an elderly woman. other wise i'm getting to wherever i need to go before they do.


If they're close enough, just about always. But that goes for anyone.



Anyway, you should do the things you do because you feel it's the right thing to do, not just to be thanked.
 

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If they're close enough, just about always. But that goes for anyone.



Anyway, you should do the things you do because you feel it's the right thing to do

i agree, but in my opinion, the 'right thing' becomes blurred when there's no positive incentive. holding the door or not, i'm not really doing a bad deed either way.
 

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You better be barley able to stand for me to give up my seat

Pregnant bytches :pacspit:

Should have gotten pregnant by someone with a car

I feel the exact same way. If I had gotten a chick pregnant I'm making sure she's not taking mass transportation.

I don't even care anymore. Nobody is getting my seat unless its a handicapped individual or little kid. All you other chumps can't stand, especially those fat mf's. Standing a couple of stops will help your fatass lose a few calories.
 

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I don't know what is with these middle aged and older women these days. Ask them if they want a seat, and about 90% of the time they'll decline talking about, "No, I'm good" and take another seat when it opens up a few stops later. :dry: Trying to put on a brave face for equality, I guess? :stopitslime:

After enough of these scenes, I decided to just start giving the seats up. And of course, it works. :dry: Always trying to save face.


i held the door for some old upper class lady yesterday and the biznitch didnt even look at me,sometimes its better to be an azz :yeshrug:
 
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