Donald Trump's lawyers: He ain't got the 450 million. HALP!!!! -- EDIT -- APPEAL DENIED!

[Second Chance Lance]

He made about 39k off them shoes, he should be fine

 

[Gritsngravy]

That gofundme has crossed $1 million dollars. I'm actually impressed.

I don't wanna hear about inflation anymore though. First time it's brought up I'm linking that gofundme. Can't be that bad you all have a million for criminal fines.

What the fukk is you talking bout

 

[Iverson_64]

MAGA crowd's probably going to say that he's "hiding money" just like G Unit stans did when 50 filed for bankruptcy back in 2015.

 

[R=G]

He has friends with easy money...we'll see how he plays it.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

 

[the elastic]

c00ns and Maga set down bad Trump trying to convince Melania to hit the blade as we speak

"Melania! Wear these fishnets and go down to International Blvd! We're gonna win bigly!"

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Well, I'm sure his dumbass MAGA supporters will give him the money.

Hopefully he bleeds them dry

They're pockets don't run that deep. He's gonna need to start auctioning off wigs.

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

Trump:

Them people:

Run that check, motherfukka

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

It’s coming lol

I pray they start clearing Mar a lago out IRS style.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

I pray they start clearing Mar a lago out IRS style.

Low key it would be hilarious if a Mexican bought that shyt.

Carlos slim where u at

 

[voiture]

What happened to them insurrection 6 sneakers? They should cover all by now

 

[Dameon Farrow]

What the fukk is you talking bout

Money Pit

 

[Chip Skylark]

I pray they start clearing Mar a lago out IRS style.

Lol imagine the fukkery if/when it happens

 

[CrimsonTider]

Elon Musk doesn’t have $450 million in the bank.

Nobody is that liquid except for drug cartels.

Wealthy people have most of their wealth tied up in assets so they won’t be taxed. Then they take out loans which are then backed by those assets.

Musk can get 450 million today if needed


dId You miss the part where all Of Trumps asset are over inflated due to fraud?

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Musk can get 450 million today if needed


dId You miss the part where all Of Trumps asset are over inflated due to fraud?

I missed the part where it said ALL. Seeing how you can’t even list all of his assets.

As for Musk, he doesn’t have $450 million that’s liquid. He’s a billionaire on paper. Most of his wealth is in stock. When he bought Twitter he took out a loan for most of it.