one time i was dealing with this prude chick who just wanted to text me non stop and never wanted to come over. i was essentially done with her bullshyt after non stop sexual harassment and sending dikk pics didnt do shyt to make her horny.
one day shes like get on facetime my roommate wants to see u i told her about u
i was like
set the shyt up on my mac, then got into position
when the face time video chat started i had tilted my mac towards my shaft meat and egg bag and was jerking off at full strength
bytches were like OMG WTF and hung up. most these bytches are lesbians. the sight of a meaty angry erection should make any heterosexual woman salivate, the same way a plump set of t*ts peaks any respectable man's interest.
i KNOW this dude didnt just hit up microsoft paint to draw himself jackin off in a chair
my man!I used to get zooted and send out hammer shots every friday lol. Got me laid a lot actually. Their was a friendships ended but hey,fukk it, i was zooted.
one time i was dealing with this prude chick who just wanted to text me non stop and never wanted to come over. i was essentially done with her bullshyt after non stop sexual harassment and sending dikk pics didnt do shyt to make her horny.
one day shes like get on facetime my roommate wants to see u i told her about u
i was like
set the shyt up on my mac, then got into position
when the face time video chat started i had tilted my mac towards my shaft meat and egg bag and was jerking off at full strength
bytches were like OMG WTF and hung up. most these bytches are lesbians. the sight of a meaty angry erection should make any heterosexual woman salivate, the same way a plump set of t*ts peaks any respectable man's interest.
one time i was dealing with this prude chick who just wanted to text me non stop and never wanted to come over. i was essentially done with her bullshyt after non stop sexual harassment and sending dikk pics didnt do shyt to make her horny.
one day shes like get on facetime my roommate wants to see u i told her about u
i was like
set the shyt up on my mac, then got into position
when the face time video chat started i had tilted my mac towards my shaft meat and egg bag and was jerking off at full strength
bytches were like OMG WTF and hung up. most these bytches are lesbians. the sight of a meaty angry erection should make any heterosexual woman salivate, the same way a plump set of t*ts peaks any respectable man's interest.
i KNOW this dude didnt just hit up microsoft paint to draw himself jackin off in a chair
I respect the effort that went into this post. My nicca did an MS paint diagram of his lewd and lascivious fukkery. You like an artistic Marv Albert, lol.one time i was dealing with this prude chick who just wanted to text me non stop and never wanted to come over. i was essentially done with her bullshyt after non stop sexual harassment and sending dikk pics didnt do shyt to make her horny.
one day shes like get on facetime my roommate wants to see u i told her about u
i was like
set the shyt up on my mac, then got into position
when the face time video chat started i had tilted my mac towards my shaft meat and egg bag and was jerking off at full strength
bytches were like OMG WTF and hung up. most these bytches are lesbians. the sight of a meaty angry erection should make any heterosexual woman salivate, the same way a plump set of t*ts peaks any respectable man's interest.
time to switch it up to balls and asshoe pics