Does anyone know what Art Barr is saying here

[Coach Gully]

Nah it was even funnier. He had filed a lawsuit against some shadowy illuminati types and claimed that the family friend defense attorney who had taken the case wasn't taking it seriously. So he went undercover in the mail room to get to the bottom of it.

Man what type of nonsense! Sounding like a low budget 80's TV show character

 

[itsyoung!!]

im literally and at the gifs and posts in this thread



Art Barr daddy, throw the post structure through the table

 

[Fmju]

I don't take shyt he says seriously. If I can't understand the first couple sentences I skip it.

And why does he Hancock all his shyt like someones gonna steal that nonsense?

 

[detroitwalt]

*needs refill*

*dead*

 

[T-K-G]

Nah it was even funnier. He had filed a lawsuit against some shadowy illuminati types and claimed that the family friend defense attorney who had taken the case wasn't taking it seriously. So he went undercover in the mail room to get to the bottom of it.

Spoiler

 

[Lucky_Lefty]

Did Art Barr's translator make the jump over to the Coli yet?

 

[Trajan]

The responses in that thread are killing me.

nikka wtf is you saying!?!?

*needs refill*

Also WTF

Nah it was even funnier. He had filed a lawsuit against some shadowy illuminati types and claimed that the family friend defense attorney who had taken the case wasn't taking it seriously. So he went undercover in the mail room to get to the bottom of it.

 

[Mars Blackmon]

I'm still at dude saying he's 35 years old. Come on son only women lie about their age

 

[Egomaniacal1]

dude is bananas/delusional. i recently saw him post that he went undercover working in the mail room at an ex's corporate job...

 

[pete clemenza]

I'm assuming he gets Hey Joe from the Jimi Hendrix song

that's what they say in the Chi... "What up Joe" "That Joe over there is..."

my cousins in chicago say that shyt all the time

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

Maybe someone needs to make a new translator account to follow him around and decode his posts for those who can't understand them.

You have to read the posts he makes maybe 2 or 3 times before you understand him.