Does anyone here own chickens?

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Back in the day I had some chickens. Used to really mess with half and quarter chickens more though. I used to like to get some acetone and a hydraulic press and, well, if you know you know. Ain’t touched a chicken in years. The best chickens I ever got was from Panama the country. I made so much money off them chickens. I wouldn’t touch chickens now though.

Yeh my boy noriega use to give me chickens from panama too. He owe me a hundred favors.

But I heard the chickens taste the best when using a pyrex.
 

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Back in the day I had some chickens. Used to really mess with half and quarter chickens more though. I used to like to get some acetone and a hydraulic press and, well, if you know you know. Ain’t touched a chicken in years. The best chickens I ever got was from Panama the country. I made so much money off them chickens. I wouldn’t touch chickens now though.
Hook me up I'm hungry out here
 

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My uncle has a whole coop. He used to get tight because the hens kept on creating roosters and he had to get rid of them.

He has a steady supply of eggs though


Yeah roosters I like the most obnoxious animal ever. Just looking at him strutting around like they run everything. I hope your uncle ate a lot of capon.
 

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When I was in Hawaii .. Chickens were pulling up wherever I went . Them muhfukkaz was bold

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They're like @Pigeon 's out there ..


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The Kailua Neighborhood Board passed a motion recently asking the city to revise its feral chicken removal program to focus on trapping roosters.

In the past two years, regular customers at the upscale Whole Foods grocery store in Kailua have been noticing an odd phenomenon — more and more feral chickens are roosting in the parking lot.

Whole families of birds –roosters, chickens and chicks– are perching in and under the trees near the entrance to the store, nesting near the area where the shopping carts are stored, and strutting up and down the rows of the parking lot. They’re also crowing. A lot.

Inside the store, a 5-pound, free-range chicken from California costs about $20. Outside, in the blocks surrounding the store, about three dozen are roaming free.

“I don’t remember there ever being chickens like this. Never. Maybe on the Pali, but never like this,” said Amanda Gomez, 29, of Kaneohe, scanning the Whole Foods parking lot. “There are so many moms and babies. They love this area right here.”

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That 1st chicken looks homely.
 
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