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its to the point where im expecting his son to make it to the league, or atleast a division 1 school. he wont have some coach trying to make him into a bargnani, hopefully he isnt blessed with wilts height :skip: and can become a future beast.

i have no interest in having children so in the future if funds are needed for sneakers or a camp, let me know. this way in the future i can watch on tv and act like i had something to do with that :salute:

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I'm hoping my son continues his growth, he's still in the 96th percentile for height and weight in his age grouping. Plus I have nephews and they're all tall too, I just hope they don't end up like me....6"1 at the end of 7th grade, and only growing one inch after, game of a PF/C in the body of a linebacker :sadbron: I got everything mapped out if they like basketball -

1. Let them all play soccer for coordination and basics of footwork.

2. Only speak highly of post players so they realize their father/Uncle respects that type of game.

3. Show them footage of the Lords of the post Hakeem, Duncan, McHale, KAJ, Wilt, Diesel and the one faceup frontcourt player worthy of respect and admiration Chuck.

4. Develop all around skills, and if it's apparent one of them grows to be 6"7 or better teach him the ways of Pete Newell (RIP to the professor of post)

5. I will play them as physical as possible so they never back down from bigger people, ever.

6. Mikan drills and jump hooks, fakes, counters, step throughs, reverse pivots and up and unders will all earn them $10 per move that I see during a game.

7. Everything is built off the hookshot, they will learn it with either hand, or else I won't love them :Playahata:


All the great post players had active fathers in their lives, raise ya kids right and guide them to the post fellas :wow: A big man that wants to shoot 3s just didn't have a worthwhile father in their life.
 

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I actually thought he spelled your name wrong. Took me back to the "Official Walt-Wilt Mix-up Thread" from :hamster:

Someone actually called him "Walta" recently. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wilt, don't neglect to show your son whatever Jack Sikma footage you can get your hands on - his high post moves are essential. Helped transform me into an all-conference player over one summer.
 

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@Malta is a NBA Rhodes Scholar and top 5 all around posters on the site :salute: nikka use drop so much knowledge on :hamster: during my lurking days.

what was malta name on :hamster:
 
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Someone actually called him "Walta" recently. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wilt, don't neglect to show your son whatever Jack Sikma footage you can get your hands on - his high post moves are essential. Helped transform me into an all-conference player over one summer.

Jack Sikma has helped Nikola Bestovic, he will be on the list of post professors that my son and nephews will study under.

Also, if they insist on facing the rim, I will only allow Dirk and Charles to be viewed as acceptable faceup big men. This is not a KG household :Playahata:

what was malta name on :hamster:


Walt Frazier.
 

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I'm hoping my son continues his growth, he's still in the 96th percentile for height and weight in his age grouping. Plus I have nephews and they're all tall too, I just hope they don't end up like me....6"1 at the end of 7th grade, and only growing one inch after, game of a PF/C in the body of a linebacker :sadbron: I got everything mapped out if they like basketball -

1. Let them all play soccer for coordination and basics of footwork.

2. Only speak highly of post players so they realize their father/Uncle respects that type of game.

3. Show them footage of the Lords of the post Hakeem, Duncan, McHale, KAJ, Wilt, Diesel and the one faceup frontcourt player worthy of respect and admiration Chuck.

4. Develop all around skills, and if it's apparent one of them grows to be 6"7 or better teach him the ways of Pete Newell (RIP to the professor of post)

5. I will play them as physical as possible so they never back down from bigger people, ever.

6. Mikan drills and jump hooks, fakes, counters, step throughs, reverse pivots and up and unders will all earn them $10 per move that I see during a game.

7. Everything is built off the hookshot, they will learn it with either hand, or else I won't love them :Playahata:


All the great post players had active fathers in their lives, raise ya kids right and guide them to the post fellas :wow: A big man that wants to shoot 3s just didn't have a worthwhile father in their life.

:ohlawd:
 

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Lol at Malta's son high school coach making him study film of Dwight Howard's post moves
 

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Jack Sikma has helped Nikola Bestovic, he will be on the list of post professors that my son and nephews will study under.

Also, if they insist on facing the rim, I will only allow Dirk and Charles to be viewed as acceptable faceup big men. This is not a KG household :Playahata:




Walt Frazier.

:takedat::salute:

My favorite and least favorite players in NBA history.
 

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I sometimes think @Malta and @Walt are the same guy

2 tall, weightlifting,dime snatching, articulate negroes who barely post in the locker room? :usure:

Plus they both from ny and love barkley

Whats the odds on that @Absolut
 
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@jaguar paw, you know Tim Duncan didn't have a 40" vertical, and I prefer my power forwards / centers to be over 250lbs, Kenneth Faried is an exception since he carries the weight and might of Islam with him and they better not hail from Canada :troll:

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I sometimes think @Malta and @Walt are the same guy

2 tall, weightlifting,dime snatching, articulate negroes who barely post in the locker room? :usure:

Plus they both from ny and love barkley

Whats the odds on that @Absolut

He's taller than me and my hair isn't on the same level as @Walt's and your waves make me look at my son with jealousy, that's why I keep his hair short so he can't shine on me with the natural waves :to:
 
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