Does anyone else constantly have to wipe multiple times a day? its getting annoying

[FcKuPaYmE]

Grown ass man cant wipe his own ass properly

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

IT IS A SYMPTOM OF COLITIS (SPELLING?). YOUR RECTAL WALLS COULD BE INFLAMED TOO. HARD POOPS CAN DO THAT TO YOU.

 

[Dirk Diggler]

IT IS A SYMPTOM OF COLITIS (SPELLING?). YOUR RECTAL WALLS COULD BE INFLAMED TOO. HARD POOPS CAN DO THAT TO YOU.

Damn this is an actual problem outside of being a homo. I wouldve never known

 

[I_Q]

lol for those who said my butt is loose its not i took a wet wipe the other day with my index finger to try clear the inside around the whole and could barely even get a finger up my ass

the thing is i think im eating to much junk food. im about to start drinking milk of magnesium every night before bed i think

Your a$$hole has a camel toe, you need that surgery that tightens p*ssy

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Damn this is an actual problem outside of being a homo. I wouldve never known

A LOT OF THINGS CAN MAKE YOUR BOOTY LEAK. TOO MANY LAXATIVES, STD'S, BAD DIET, WEAK MUSCLES, FISSURES, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CRAP(PUN INTENDED).

 

[Mr. Negative]

cheap toilet paper. use wet paper towels. lol

 

[M617]

A LOT OF THINGS CAN MAKE YOUR BOOTY LEAK. TOO MANY LAXATIVES, STD'S, BAD DIET, WEAK MUSCLES, FISSURES, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER CRAP(PUN INTENDED).

I have had herpes i think on my shaft for 2 months last summer but the rash hasnt come back at all could that have something to do with it?

 

[Dirk Diggler]

I have had herpes i think on my shaft for 2 months last summer but the rash hasnt come back at all could that have something to do with it?

You dont "had" herpes. Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving....

 

[FaTaL]

no matter what i do all day long about every other hour i find myself back in a bathroom or hidden in a corner somewhere having to wipe because i get an itch and feel a little substance leaking out and if i dont get to it its going to be a mess.

i usually take a dump when i wake up first thing in the morning but during the course of the day im literally leaking crap all day long. every time i wipe even if its 8 hours after my dump the tissue looks like i just took a dump. every other hour i have to wipe and if i dont i can feel it drying and caking between my cheeks when i walk. people have no idea what im going through but a lot of the day im stuggling because i know im dealing with a mess in my drawers. i have to shave my a$$hole hair because it drys up in the hair and its painful pulling it out(only if i dont get to a bathroom within a couple hours)

what can i do to fix this? it sucks because i have to carry a small pack of tissues around so if there isnt a bathroom close i can find a secret spot and wipe and discard. its effecting my life

there was guy on sohh with a worse problem, he kept ripping his azz during sh!ts

by the way u need to see a dr or change your diet

 

[M617]

You dont "had" herpes. Herpes is the gift that keeps on giving....

Im not even sure it was herpes but it sure was scary.

 

[RenAi!]

Your avi goes hand in hand with your self-deprecating posts.

 

[Nick Barnes]

Sound like ebola, you dead nikka.

 

[Malta]

What happened to you from Sohh to the Coli that turned you into such a oddball?

 

[the cac mamba]

stop takin dikks

 

[YBE]

*wipes ass with baby wipes & a warm wet rag afterward *

clean as a whistle