Does anyone else constantly have to wipe multiple times a day? its getting annoying

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no matter what i do all day long about every other hour i find myself back in a bathroom or hidden in a corner somewhere having to wipe because i get an itch and feel a little substance leaking out and if i dont get to it its going to be a mess.

i usually take a dump when i wake up first thing in the morning but during the course of the day im literally leaking crap all day long. every time i wipe even if its 8 hours after my dump the tissue looks like i just took a dump. every other hour i have to wipe and if i dont i can feel it drying and caking between my cheeks when i walk. people have no idea what im going through but a lot of the day im stuggling because i know im dealing with a mess in my drawers. i have to shave my a$$hole hair because it drys up in the hair and its painful pulling it out(only if i dont get to a bathroom within a couple hours)

what can i do to fix this? it sucks because i have to carry a small pack of tissues around so if there isnt a bathroom close i can find a secret spot and wipe and discard. its effecting my life
 
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you can douche your butthole. doing it to your vagina makes it tighter, so try it with your butthole and it might yield the same result.
 

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lol for those who said my butt is loose its not i took a wet wipe the other day with my index finger to try clear the inside around the whole and could barely even get a finger up my ass

the thing is i think im eating to much junk food. im about to start drinking milk of magnesium every night before bed i think
 

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:laugh: @ this nasty shyt.

It's better than being constipated though :lolbron:
 

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you gotta dig deep the first past...

there is also diapers...

but see a doctor...might have loose anal muscles...|| see a doc...
 
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