Do You Trust Men With Cats?

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Guys that have cats are creepy. The cat probably sleeps curled up in the space next to his bed because he's single and if there's no room there, the cat can just curl up in his giant vagina.
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Guys that have cats are creepy. The cat probably sleeps curled up in the space next to his bed because he's single and if there's no room there, the cat can just curl up in his giant vagina.

I don't let my cat in the bedroom. :patrice:

Only one kind of p*ssy allowed in there :smugfavre:
 

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Dang... Classic Tyson. I would love to own a tiger. Obviously just as a dream and whatnot but still.

There was a dude in the hood in Harlem that had a Tiger living in an apartment, they only found out he had it cause he went to the ER with wounds that he claimed were from a Pitbull but were way too big to be from a dog :dead:
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There was a dude in the hood in Harlem that had a Tiger living in an apartment, they only found out he had it cause he went to the ER with wounds that he claimed were from a Pitbull but were way too big to be from a dog :dead:
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There's catnip... Then there's CATNIP.

Smh. In an apartment breh. :pachaha:
 

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I would have dropped more dimes than the sprint lady
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Matter of fact I would have snitched on him and said he had cocaine in there so police would bust down the door :demonic:

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I'm not trying to get my flakes frosted though.

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I wouldn't think a man with a cat would be "suspect." I always think it's so funny when grown people are legit afraid of dogs and cats. I had a little Jack Russell for years and my brother's friend wouldn't come in the house until I put up the dog. :mjlol:
 

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I hate cats so I don't care to fukk with a man who owns one. It's not that I distrust the cat owner. I just hate cats and don't want to be around them. I'll be damned if I am going to provide food, shelter and medical care for an animal that won't come when I call and gets an attitude out the blue. And, cats walk on your tables and counters and shyt and I am not here for it.

I once went to a friend's house and she had two cats. Went into the kitchen and one cat was on the counter licking the dishes in the sink and the other cat was on top of her refridgerator. fukk that. NO.
My cat is well behaved your friend sounds stupid. Don't stereotye people. My cat has taken on and beaten many dogs in the hood. He is an indoor cat. He is declawed. He is also huge and lovable but also independent. He doesn't back down from anything. My pet also shows me maaaad love and respect. He might not come when I call all the time but sometimes

The point is do y'all want true companions or slaves? I have collected all types of animal strays since I was a kid. Grew up in Africa (Kenya).... I could tell stories for days but I learned very early to respect the intelligence of animals and cats are highly intelligent. I kept farm animals and wild animals. Trust me brehs....

I kept dogs too. I've discussed this theory before but the main difference between cats and dogs is the dependence factor. In one animal you have a totally cool buddy but they live in servitude and are broken spirited animals (dogs). Cats on the other hand choose to live next to humans on their own terms. People that power trip (cacs) are especially into dogs for the reasons above. Get off on telling an animal when to breath even. Cats don't go for that so egomaniacs can't fukk with em. :salute:

I kept all my dogs outside and they were strays I won over. I value having a relationship with animals, I just don't OWN them. That shyt is corny to me. I can't stand goofy pet owners and their retarded animals.... My this and my that. You know why my cat respects me because I don't own him. That nikka is my homie

In short eat a dikk... Happy friday
 
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