I can’t believe I almost forgot about this.
I was 13/14 at the time. I was outside high school with this girl I was talking to and her other fine friends joined us. For some reason, I just started roasting nikkas that walked past us and they were all giggling. The Dominican one was grabbing on me laughing, all touchy feely and shyt.
I thought shyt, if this gets girls to like me, let me carry on. I didn’t know jokes at that age but I knew how to roast.
Unfortunately, this Mark Henry looking nikka I roasted walked by me and somehow he overheard me roasting him. I can’t remember what I said but I knew it was really foul because when he accosted me, I didn’t even try to defend myself. I knew I deserved what was coming.
Breh towered over me and knocked me clean the fukk out. I just remember feeing like Ray Charles for a good ten seconds. The girls had to carry me over to a bench. I thought for sure I just became unattractive to them at the moment.
One of them came back with an ice pack from the store to put over my mouth. The Dominican one stayed with me and said:
“Do you want me to kiss it better?”
I said “sure” thinking she was bullshytting. She put her tongue down my throat for 10 minutes straight. It worked, I forgot about the pain on my mouth.
I see her the next day and ask her if she wants to hang out. She goes:
“Oh no, I’ve got a boyfriend. That was a one off.”
That shyt broke my heart but in hindsight I dodged a bullet and learned an important lesson…. Don’t kiss those hoes in the mouth.