Theolodius_Black
Whoopin suckas with a bag of oranges
There once was a king who ruled a vast amount of land and had riches as far as the eye could see. He had almost everything he wanted, except a son. But his wife bore him a beautiful daughter and when she came of age, he decided he wanted to marry her off to find the perfect heir. So he invited 3 men to the castle, chosen from barons in his land, to wed his daughter. He was going off on a hunting trip and made each man swear to preserve his innocence. The king didn’t trust their word, so he had the court wizard cast a spell on his daughter that if any man inserted any body part into her vagina, that part would be cut! So away he went. When he returned, he lined the men up and demanded they drop their britches. First guy had a cut in his dikk and was sentenced to execution. Same with the second. But the last men, he was intact. The king hugged and congratulated him as his new son. The young man smiled but bore no words. The king asked “are you not thrilled??” Nothing. Finally the king asked “What’s the matter son? Cat got your tongue?”…
And thus began the rule of Mute King Munch
First of his name
And thus began the rule of Mute King Munch
First of his name
