Disney Game Teaches Young Women How To Social Climb In NYC

[88m3]

Disney Game Teaches Young Women How To Social Climb In NYC: Gothamist



It's more interactive with photos and screen shots.



What's you opinion? I'm sure my fellow new yorkers will be entertained.

The comments section is pretty rich as well.

@She Agree That I'm Looney @PoPo @ogc163

 

[Liquid]

So...presumably we can also make her make bad decisions and end up as a crack whore on Staten Island right?

 

[Trip]

I'm in Manhattan every day, and while there are a lot of hot broads bopping around in expensive gear...they're the most delusional and c*nty ppl in the world. Low maintenance girls are hard to come by.

funny stuff though

 

[Gallo]

I'm in Manhattan every day, and while there are a lot of hot broads bopping around in expensive gear...they're the most delusional and c*nty ppl in the world. Low maintenance girls are hard to come by.

funny stuff though

Bro, yeah half decent and above New York girls really really believe their sh1t don't stank. Fashionistas. I love putting them in their place 'cause they are just not use to real ass dudes - and by that I mean a dude who'll call them out on their stupidity and then fart in front of them. New York dudes are some delusional sh1t as well so its easy pickings for me. They don't know what to make of me 'cause I give them the rawness and are intrigued.

Anyway, haven't read the article. I'll read it later and give my two cents.

 

[Trip]

Bro, yeah half decent and above New York girls really really believe their sh1t don't stank. Fashionistas. I love putting them in their place 'cause they are just not use to real ass dudes - and by that I mean a dude who'll call them out on their stupidity and then fart in front of them. New York dudes are some delusional sh1t as well so its easy pickings for me. They don't know what to make of me 'cause I give them the rawness and are intrigued.

Anyway, haven't read the article. I'll read it later and give my two cents.

Yeah...its fun telling them off. Most arent worth the effort but if Im in the mood I have zero filter.

 

[The Real]

Bro, yeah half decent and above New York girls really really believe their sh1t don't stank. Fashionistas. I love putting them in their place 'cause they are just not use to real ass dudes - and by that I mean a dude who'll call them out on their stupidity and then fart in front of them. New York dudes are some delusional sh1t as well so its easy pickings for me. They don't know what to make of me 'cause I give them the rawness and are intrigued.

Anyway, haven't read the article. I'll read it later and give my two cents.

Most of them didn't grow up in NY. Homegrown NYC girls can be chill as hell, depending on where they're from/social background.

 

[Fillerguy]

One of the side missions includes sneaking back to the city after your parents force you to return home because of the molly OD.

 

[88m3]

Disney's a progressive forward thinking company. I wonder if there's an expansion pack where City Girl has to maneuver around her gentrifying neighborhood and encounter minorities who are "totes sketchy" to get the stepped on coke for the after party at someone's apartment...

Oh, I can help with some story lines. The waitress at the hotel bar who gets sexually harassed by her boss. The Korean Public Relations girl who has to resort to working for Jade Escorts to support her drug habit. The cupcake food truck owner who funded her new business venture through dungeon work as a domanatrix. Oh, and the fame whore who stalks new media and web 2.0 entrepreneurs.

So, if you make it through the psychotic au-pair, corporate concubine, dead-eyed lizard lady and cannibal levels, you get to cage fight Pamela Geller for the next FOX ah, er... opening? http://gothamist.com/2013/02/2...

I could have learned how to steal actual cars and shoot actual guns, but GTA is more fun and less painful for my neighbors.

"To lock people in a death trap and set it on fire?" No this is why I go to bars in Murray Hill. I figure it helps the breeding pool when these idiots are eliminated.

 

[Trip]

lol..Murray Hill....the worst

 

[88m3]

[ame=http://youtu.be/_hNVvlzpn3Y]Disney City Girl: Official Trailer - YouTube[/ame]


think I'm going to have to break out grandtheftauto 4 later tonight

 

[88m3]

One of the easter eggs in this game is that you can end up married to a cannibal cop.

They wouldn't. Disney obviously created this for kids but use the 20-29 demographic as a smokescreen.

It's not a very good game.

" too afraid to come to the city and attempt it."????

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!

HAVE YOU SEEN MURRAY HILL, UES, LES, EAST VILLAGE TO NAME A FEW??

Williamsburg and those trendy neighborhoods infested with delusional TWATz.

***fukk THIS NONSENSE***

A growing breed of egotistich wannabe high society c*nts from fukking fly over country. Gotta say out of town white women have some hot stuff in the oven. This game is bad news imo.

This game feels like a parody of the stupid and hopefully dying notion that you need to move to NYC to "find yourself".

I wonder if there's a level where you get out of a prenup to discourage your rich husband from dropping you for another vacuous trash bag on your 40th birthday.

 

[Gallo]

Most of them didn't grow up in NY. Homegrown NYC girls can be chill as hell, depending on where they're from/social background.

New York girls are pretty chill, non-native or not. Now that I think of it, my college girls were pretty easy and chill. I'm thinking mostly scene type girls. The ones that hang out at Lavo and the like. Those are the ones I deal with now mostly.

 

[88m3]

New York girls are pretty chill, non-native or not. Now that I think of it, my college girls were pretty easy and chill. I'm thinking mostly scene type girls. The ones that hang out at Lavo and the like. Those are the ones I deal with now mostly.

Why would you subject yourself to that?

the girls i know from the city are chill and laid back

most of the girls who live in the city are easy





some of the girls I went to school with who live in the city and work in marketing on the other hand I just find offensive


Maybe I wish I had someone to pay my rent

 

[Xtraz2]

I wonder if there's a level where you get out of a prenup to discourage your rich husband from dropping you for another vacuous trash bag on your 40th birthday.

 

[Gallo]

Why would you subject yourself to that?

the girls i know from the city are chill and laid back

most of the girls who live in the city are easy





some of the girls I went to school with who live in the city and work in marketing on the other hand I just find offensive


Maybe I wish I had someone to pay my rent




@sheagreesthatI'mlooney lives in murray hill

I don't know bro it just happens. I guess I should hit up a small cozy cafe next time I'm in town.