Discovering Patrice O'Neal after he died...

[BuddahMAC]

 

[ineedsleep212]

One of my favorite comedians ever.

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

HE WAS A WRITER FOR WWE FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES BEFORE STEPHANIE FIRED HIM, BROTHER!

 

[Crakface]

Overrated

 

[ADLT]

Overrated

 

[detroitwalt]

someone should write the BlackPhillip book. Patrice wasn't saying anything new when you think about it but he said it in a fresh way. I don't even agree with the whole swapping thing but i understand the point he was trying to make about not getting your ego too attached to the act of sex. type of shyt that could save years of simping to a lot of dudes and maybe even save lives...

yup i don't agree with the swapping or the 3somes etc. but the not wasting your time. I used to be a time ho

i think the trick is to do something nice to a woman because she has already done something nice to you (like a payback) OR to do it because you genuinely feel like it. in either case you're not expecting something in return. Once you start doing something nice for a woman in hope that she does something back for you, you automatically enter the game and you might be playing yourself. it's like we're trying to guilt them into giving us what we want. most of us have done it at some point but it's not the way because by doing that, we're counting on the girl having the same values and principles as us. we're hoping that she will recognize and value the sacrifice we've made. hope is for suckers.

used to be me, now through experience and wisdom i realize that it doesn't matter what you do for a woman, only a tiny percent of them a ctually appreciate it, the majority is eh.

on that cuckold shyt

But he was spitting real shyt. For the most part. The only other thing I don't necessarily agree with, is that you don't necessarily need to break it off on the social tip. Once you accept what it is, use her the same way she's using you. If you're open and honest with each other and about the fact that you're just friends, she could be used to get YOU p*ssy. You're her "time ho" so make her spend that time being your wingman. Women make great wingmen, and a bored ho loves to play wingman.

Now it could get tricky if she's a confused ho (as many are) and she'll start throwing the p*ssy at you out of jealousy, but as my man Marlo Stansfield once said "that sounds like one of those good problems"

ya'll spitting that real shyt

 

[N*E*R*D]

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

O'Neal when he spit :gawd: on Brazilian women

 

[yoyoyo1]

I'm listening to stuff he's said 6 years ago, 2 days ago, and people still haven't learned.

Up to his rant about Sharpton vs O'Reilly.. just tons of topics. Replay that on the radio TODAY with no warning, and it would still be the best comedic/real talk material out there.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

I liked the bit he did about trying to mean mug while eating p*ssy

 

[MikelArteta]

some of my fav patrice quotes

"You love me because I’m loveable. You’re not loveable, you’re leaveable."


“Look by the time I get done with you, if anything every happens to us, your next man will come and find me to shake my hand and say thank you.”

Kings make queens. A queen can’t make a king. If a king marries a bum bytch, that bytch is now a queen… But look at the Queen of England, that bytch is married and that nikka ain’t the King of England. That nikka is the Duke of tittley-squats.

“Halle Berry’s p*ssy is the same as the bytch that works at McDonald’s p*ssy.”


“Here’s how to make your man like you and desire what you want, which is love. Equate how you feel about your vagina to how we feel about our time and our space… I can’t fukk you against your will, you gotta desire to want to fukk me. If I fukk you against your will, that’s rape. Now if I’m on the phone and I say, “Look I got to go.” And you say, “Why you gotta go? I want to talk to you some more.” You are raping my time. You are taking something from me. No means no, bytch. I said I got to go. Why are you forcing me to stay on the phone and talk to you about nothing.”

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Elephant in the Room is a classic

 

[BuddahMAC]

Supposed to be a quick sit-down interview at a venue a few hrs before a set, this becomes a 30 min + examination about the nature of interviews, the interviewer himself and being honest. No one like Patrice.

 

[Mr. Negative]

just wwatced this whole thing..

legit teared up at the end because I feel like I missed something great and I didn't even know it.

 

[lamont614]

Is a damn shame...I "think" I saw Elephant in the room before he died, but it didn't hit me. I think his best stuff was on radio shows and what not. Sitting here listening to him tell the story about how he got locked up for running a train on a chick...had me like this ...

The way this dude breaks down women, gives fat guys advice, and just being real as fukk makes me sad that this nikka is not around anymore. I've been going through all his stuff over the past couple of days just in awe of dude.

Then he had a cutie pie...on his arm

My nikka.......you are appreciated

Post your favorite jokes, interviews, moments etc. from the kid

man this hits close to home i was so late on him

dude be droping a lot of jewels


been listening to a lot of him on pandora and youtube thanks for the clips