and
scuffling over a pretty faced yet 13 year old boy bodied bytch while my dawg
teaching em ow to really do it to these hoes when you got money and power
Leonardo DiCaprio, noted community organizer, successfully
gathered up a group of nearly two dozen women to depart a Miami nightclub to an unknown but certainly superior location. The witness reported:
"He left with 20 girls. Leo and 20 girls. He is my hero. He was overflowing with models everywhere. The Jonas brother looked scared, like he was going to drown and suffocate in the women. His face was hilarious."
Reportedly, he frequently adjusted his topknot (man-bun) and scratched his beard as part of his congregation-building strategy. It was exceedingly effective, for he left not a single woman behind in the VIP area. It was an impressive display of a life-calling — thoroughly, meticulously fulfilled.
NY DAILY NEWS