Did anyone else do this? dig up there games from the dirt?

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You lost for not having Game Boy and Pokemon.
Getting Charmeleon to a level 30 and sonning the shyt out of Gary. :lawd:

yo that shyt is the best feeling. as soon as i win, i get up like
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So in HS I would get dressed up do my hair tell my parents I was going out. So I would leave but I wouldn't go out, I would go to a spot where I buried my psp and Nintendo handheld system and sit there and play them till like 2am, come home and lie that I was out all night. I did this so they didn't think I was a sociopath shut in.

...when ur all cozy in your bed .. does your dad sneak in there dressed in drag like venus williams wit da tennis skirt and his face painted wit a black magic marker and his hair slicked back wit grease he scraped from the inside of da microwave oven . . .. just standin there wit a wind-up snow globe pressed against his ear playin da song "tears in heaven" by eric clapton as he releases a delicate groan and squeezes the electric toothbrush that has a strait-razor at the end of it .. and he flicks the "on" button and u roll over in your bed and fart slightly enough to take him out of his trance and a small quail egg falls from between his legs and rolls across the floor, knockin over your row of piss-filled 40 bottles like glass dominos .. . sounding like a feminine bowling alley .. . . u wake up and squeak like hello kitty "M---M-M-MMMomma iz dat yooo !?!?!" . .. the buzzin from the tooth-razor intensifies as he moonwalks foward to your bedside . . slippin in a puddle of piss . .. . .his skirt flutters up like an umbrella as he floats down to your bed as if he was mary poppins . .. landing rite next to you . hip scrapin hip . .. .he stares you in your eyes . . and holds the tooth-razor against his heart . . . whistlin the theme song from the Olympics while clenchin his teeth .. bottom row over the top .. . .u look over and your mother is standin in the doorway wit an IV bag filled wit cat blood and an enema pump . . . all dyked-out lookin like ryan seacrest in a cheap jcpenney tuxedo and navy blue stacy adams wit no laces . . ... .
 

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...when ur all cozy in your bed .. does your dad sneak in there dressed in drag like venus williams wit da tennis skirt and his face painted wit a black magic marker and his hair slicked back wit grease he scraped from the inside of da microwave oven . . .. just standin there wit a wind-up snow globe pressed against his ear playin da song "tears in heaven" by eric clapton as he releases a delicate groan and squeezes the electric toothbrush that has a strait-razor at the end of it .. and he flicks the "on" button and u roll over in your bed and fart slightly enough to take him out of his trance and a small quail egg falls from between his legs and rolls across the floor, knockin over your row of piss-filled 40 bottles like glass dominos .. . sounding like a feminine bowling alley .. . . u wake up and squeak like hello kitty "M---M-M-MMMomma iz dat yooo !?!?!" . .. the buzzin from the tooth-razor intensifies as he moonwalks foward to your bedside . . slippin in a puddle of piss . .. . .his skirt flutters up like an umbrella as he floats down to your bed as if he was mary poppins . .. landing rite next to you . hip scrapin hip . .. .he stares you in your eyes . . and holds the tooth-razor against his heart . . . whistlin the theme song from the Olympics while clenchin his teeth .. bottom row over the top .. . .u look over and your mother is standin in the doorway wit an IV bag filled wit cat blood and an enema pump . . . all dyked-out lookin like ryan seacrest in a cheap jcpenney tuxedo and navy blue stacy adams wit no laces . . ... .

strong copypasta :heh:
 

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I had about 100 of these bytches, what you know about these (and game watches, Casio :boss:)
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Dude, these used to be the shyt.

In 3rd grade, I had a Little Mermaid joint that my teacher confiscated and never gave back. Still bitter.
 
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