Describe Your Favorite Movies in as Boring a Way as Possible

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Tornados and killer water creatures invade a town (no, it is not Sharknado)

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Telekinetic Aliens want people to die on earth

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

No. These oil rig workers actually pulled it off.

 

[Monoblock]

Armageddon

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

-You wouldn’t like this man when he gets angry

- two people at a poetry slam fall in love and listen to jazz

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Armageddon

Lol

I was getting ready to say the movie, Deep Impact

 

[Milk N Cookies]

This karate kid I wants to be cool, and a martial art star can help him find the way to be.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

2020 minus 8 = apocalypse

 

[Monoblock]

2020 minus 8 = apocalypse

2012

 

[Monoblock]

-You wouldn’t like this man when he gets angry

- two people at a poetry slam fall in love and listen to jazz

The Hulk

Love Jones

 

[Monoblock]

He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fukking will.

 

[Meowth tote da Uzi]

A guy goes to work on his day off.

A guy gets fired from his job....his day off.

Some guy is trying to see his daughter for her birthday. Hes also the bad and doesnt know it.

 

[KalKal]

Officer forced to join front line of a war numerous times.

Edge of Tomorrow

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Cab Driver picks up a Hitman that has to make his Rounds in 1 Night to before his Flight out of Town.

 

[Dwolf]

Cab Driver picks up a Hitman that has to make his Rounds in 1 Night to before his Flight out of Town.

Collateral