Describe Your Favorite Movies in as Boring a Way as Possible

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They even got Jonah Hill's real life sister to play the female Seth :russ:

I actually was talking about Project X as the alternate movie for Superbad. But Booksmart legit might fit the description more :mjlol:
I fukked with booksmart. Except it depicted some crazy ass 2040 society where bros are replaced by trans women and everyone else is a lesbian:yeshrug:
 

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It’s a classic sequel to a classic film about time travel. It’s basically the equivalent to DLC for a video game. It’s the same exact movie as the 1st film with 20mins of new footage.

An Irish/Italian befriends other Italians that he ends up getting arrested.

An African leaves home to mop floors and marry someone he went on one date with.
 

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Isnt project X a stupid movie? :ld:
19 year old me loved it when it first came out. I think i would still kind of fukk with it today had i watched it again:manny:. It's not one of my favorite movies of all time. But it does pretty much rips off SuperGOAT. They basically just gave it the Paranormal Activity camera treatment like many movies were doing at that time.
 

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Unlike most replies in this thread, this one actually follows the premise of making an "interesting" movie sound boring:
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Anyway, this entire thread reminds me of this oldie but goodie (which also doesn't really sound all that boring) :
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Here's my attempt to sound boring:
Government employee investigates a scheme to manipulate the market price of gold.

Government employee investigates a gambler's scheme to manipulate the stock price of an airline.

Tragic tale of a construction worker that suffers a schizoid embolism during a visit to a travel agent and is never able to regain consciousness.
 

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A man fights everyone. He is good at it.
Bloodsport?

A man travels through a river with machine guns
An errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill goes on a boat trip with his colleagues and takes time out to watch surfing, go to a show with clothed strippers, and visit a French plantation.
 

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Bloodsport?


An errand boy sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill goes on a boat trip with his colleagues and takes time out to watch surfing, go to a show with clothed strippers, and visit a French plantation.
:russ:

Possibly one of the most jarring scenes in movie history. Thank god he left it out
 
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