Describe Your Favorite Movies in as Boring a Way as Possible

[ThaRealness]

Ironman

But I knew it was iron something

 

[Monoblock]

Giant robot cars And planes try to save earth

Transformers?

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

Trucker has uninvited stowaway after leaving chinatown.

Couple uses unconventional means to rid new tenants from old home.

Neighborhood kids of impending eviction look for money to help parents out.

 

[ThaRealness]

Bill Burr voice:

3 cacs drink too much and loses their friend before his wedding.

2 Miami cops attempts to take down a drug lord.

The dead rises. The survivors shield themselves in a mall.

The dead rises...on a train.

A breh falls for a becky. Regrets it later.

A floor salesman at an electronic store is a virgin.

A man in a mask chases his sister in a hospital.

Some criminals are tested in an abandoned house.

A Canadian fights his lover's exes.

3 teens try to lose their virginity at a party. <- This can arguably be two separate movies.

It's the rapture. Some celebrity's suddenly turn Christian.

2 cops go undercover as high schoolers.

Yeah cause booksmart copied super bad

Visually inventive movie nonetheless.

 

[ThaRealness]

1. Clowns kill people, people kill the clowns.

2. A depressed woman goes to a retreat in a Swedish valley with her friends, her friends are all murdered; her boyfriend dies in a bear costume

3. An evil spirit comes to a house to possess people.

What a stupid fukking movie. Plastic feminism

 

[Tommy Fits]

Two guys go to the desert and then a rock concert, they make new friends along the way.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

What a stupid fukking movie. Plastic feminism

I happened to like that movie

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Transformers?

Yup

 

[ThaRealness]

I happened to like that movie

What her boyfriend ever do wrong? Hes just average.

Cult breh is a better boyfriend and thats the whole subtext of the movie

 

[Monoblock]

Trucker has uninvited stowaway after leaving chinatown.

Couple uses unconventional means to rid new tenants from old home.

Neighborhood kids of impending eviction look for money to help parents out.

1. Big Trouble In Little China
3. Goonies

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

1. Big Trouble In Little China
3. Goonies

Yes and yes. You couldn't get number 2 tho?

 

[Monoblock]

Yes and yes. You couldn't get number 2 tho?

Yea I'm drawing a blank on that one.

 

[Monoblock]

Neighbors suspect new neighbors are murderers.

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

Yea I'm drawing a blank on that one.

Keep practicing - this is also another one for an unrelated movie.

 

[Khalil's_Black_Excellence]

Some brothers, a preacher and a kid walk into a bar...