Demonic Redflags For The Satanic Database

[usopp]

You're right, im your friend. , friend.

then give me a hand

 

[Mr. Somebody]

then give me a hand

Ok, give me your laptop and take unlimited data off your cell phone plan.

 

[usopp]

Ok, give me your laptop and take unlimited data off your cell phone plan.

fukk that, I got comics to read

 

[Mr. Somebody]

fukk that, I got comics to read

Its your life. Lets just try to keep our vices from hurting people we love, friend.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

If she wears a white belt, throw in the damn towel it's a demon!

 

[Mr. Somebody]

New demonic red flag yall.

Raw ashy meat on her elbows

 

[big bun]

Overly large hoop earrings in females ears. This is a demonic red flag that i hope you friends are aware of. Many times you will see this accessory combined with animal print and overly arched eyebrows. Just updating you guys on the demonic realm. Over and out

So far we have

For women

Animal print
Bangle earings
Overly arched eyebrows
Friends with whores
Tattooes
Still getting tatted up past 24-25(cant learn the error of her ways).
Odd hair coloring(skunk highlights, burgandy/orange/blue/red/etc hair)
Abnormal body piercings (outside of two holes in the ear, for Westerners)
Smiling out one side of her mouth
Revealing clothing
Obsessed with large genitals
Cant cook
Aborts children.
Raw ashy meat on her elbows


Men

Says demonic things about love
Part in the hair
Colorful bow tie wearers
Facial hair with the thickneses of a toothpick
Facial hair like Tony Starks in Iron Man. Sorcerer facial hair.
Wears sunglasses indoors
Tatted up
Still getting tatted past 25
Hates working
Has a lot of rotten teeth - sign of a liar.
Pays money to have his seed killed.
Pony tails.
Shows up in internet chat sessions with no shirt on.
Only listens to demonic music. Gangster/trap/explicit filth with no hope or message.
Men that wear bracelets with round beads on them on their wrist or neck but arent Buddhists.

 

[MBwithadream]

Its an animal print friend, im sorry. Women with different prints act in different ways but sadly, friend, they all have the demonic element in common. Women that wear snake skin are different from the zebra and leopard but some of them wear all prints. The happiness is temporary so i try t just avoid all together. So many dissapointments from that print. I thought this one young lady was a catch then she opened her purse and the inside was all leopard print. DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Downlow demon, friend. Turns out she sacrificed her first born to the devil and felt guilty about it so i knew these demonic red flags, had some meaning to them. Its so real.

How?&Why?

 

[Mr. Somebody]

How?&Why?

Someone she claimed to love impregnated her but maintaining her demonic lifestyle was more important then raising her child so she had that baby sacrificed to the devil before it was born. She wept to me about how guilty she felt about that. I just looked at her like

This isnt gonna work.

Last time i spoke to her she was very obese, very in her 30s and very single but she had a masters from a major university. I guess the blood sacrifice worked, but came with a curse.

Its so demonic, friend.

 

[BrothaZay]

 

[Mr. Somebody]

The demonic filth friend? Im not lovin it

 

[BrothaZay]

The demonic filth friend? Im not lovin it

I piss in public all da time friend, parking lots and all

 

[Mr. Somebody]

I piss in public all da time friend, parking lots and all

So your a grown man acting like a bad little boy. Its time to be better friend. Lets use the toilet. Ask that man in the gas station for the ruler with the key attached and use that can friend. Come on,just do it.

 

[Raye82]

Men with dyed hair

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Men who wear dress shoes with no socks

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Men who wear knickers

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Men (who are not professional swimmers) who wear speedos at the beach.

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Men who wear low V neck shirt or silk shirts button down expose chest

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Men with S curls

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Men who can not speak a sentence with out slang.

 

[Robbie3000]

Can we add women with fake eyelashes to this list?