Dem Nikkas Had A Parade!!! - Official #2 Oregon v. Stanford Game Thread

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

So defensive battles are boring to football fans now? I love the shyt myself.

No, it was incompetence. Even the announcers were shytting on Les for not running. They were too one dimensional.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

It just hit me today guys. I tossed and turned in my bed. I woke up in a malaise with my face to the wall, and turned over, and there was some strange old lady there, lying in the bed next to me. Just silently staring at me.

I realized that it was my girlfriend*. I think...I think that I no longer love her guys.

I know, that I'm a human, but sometimes I feel like a spider, forever dangling over an eternal flame pit, just inching on the edge of survival and death.

I walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and realized that my life was simply a hellish facade. I can't even look myself in the face in the mirror, because the cravenness and foul attitude that has permeated over my life is forever seen in the deep and rigid lines of my sallow countenance.

I went and attempted to do homework, but it brought me no joy. The homework was hard, and, I thought for a moment as I looked down into my notebook that the whole institution of education was laughing at me. And it took pleasure in laughing at me, and it brought my notebook joy.

And here, on Sunday, here I continue to recount those fateful last moments of Stanford v. Oregon

I just want it to end. I want it all to end. If only I could summon the courage to reach under my kitchen cabinet and make an Ajax smoothie and end this nightmarish and cruel and godless trip called life once and for all.

Football. College football...it's life, it's love, it's....death










*I don't have a girlfriend but I thought it went well.