Deep Sea Fisherman Posts His Discoveries on Twitter

[iBrowse]

i be in the sunlight fukk thatttttttttttttttttt*

These nikkas done made breh change his font color

 

[Vodun]

Naw nikka touching that shyt with his bare hands don't know what type of parasites and viruses are in those things

 

[yardman]

Imagine you deep in the ocean in a fukking sub dolo with a little headlight nah fukk that you couldn't pay me to do that shyt not even if you put mad harpoons on that bytch

 

[Address_Unknown]

Imagine you deep in the ocean in a fukking sub dolo with a little headlight nah fukk that you couldn't pay me to do that shyt not even if you put mad harpoons on thay bytch

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All it takes is a minor jolt on an elevator to bring all the shyt (Pause) directly up to the forefront of my ass (double pause) in sudden fright..imagine being down there, unpowered, in an fukkin' Iron marble with only the feeble light of your pig iron welded craft weakly illuminating the dark ass seabed floor, the steel occasionally groaning as the pressure rises the farther you go.

All the "No"s for this one.

 

[010101]

let it shine let it shine let it shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine*

 

[Sukairain]

Imagine you deep in the ocean in a fukking sub dolo with a little headlight nah fukk that you couldn't pay me to do that shyt not even if you put mad harpoons on thay bytch

I don't even like deep sea diving in GTA V the only way I would accept is if I had some sort of nuclear submarine, a big ass thing with all sorts of weapons to shoot down sea monsters

 

[Big Meat 5000]

Dude's holding the creatures with bare hands

I give him 90 days before his metamorphosis begins

:bookerlol:

 

[MenacingMonk]

Think the title still goes to the Blobfish.
They just be lookin upset.

Then the seapigs.

Both these b*stards don't even get the dignity of being given exotic names either.

I remember someone put a flat top on the first pic

 

[h2o_proof]

I went diving off the coast of Belize one time and I remember our guide telling us we might see some weird shyt. He was like, "every year dozens of pairs of dentures end up in the ocean when old people get seasick and hurl sometimes the dentures are jarred loose and fly out of their mouths". He goes "every now in then you see a fish sporting a new pair of teeth"

 

[Pdiddy]

The teeth on that bytch

 

[Sauce Dab]

There's so much in those waters we don't know about

I wonder is the megadalon real?

 

[King Koopa]

I rather spend money playing around in a cold ass empty room called space then find some demon from final fantasy 30,000 feet under the sea

 

[Demon]

can any of you cacs translate the tweets??

 

[joeychizzle]

can any of you cacs translate the tweets??

funniest tweet in the whole thread

back on topic to the creatures tho.. why tf is dude just touching them? most if not all sea creatures are cold and slimy, if i caught some weird shyt like that in my net i'd snap a quick pic then throw it back in the ocean. fukk touching them.
evolution fukked these ugly ass creatures :whatmoney:

 

[director_of_bands]

God is real.