Dear Jay-Z: I’m 14 & Won’t Be Caught Dead In Your $695 Ski-Mask

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The interesting thing is NO ONE who can afford this $hit (the average Barney’s customer), will purchase it, other than probably his entertainment peers...that could be his audience.
I sincerely hope no college students are saving their financial aid money for this tacky mess!
 

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Cashmere ski mask http://www.barneys.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-BNY-Site/default/Search-Show?cgid=nycholiday

:camby: @ dat wack ass Rorschach wannabe bullshyt.
 

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Pretty well written for a 14 year old :troll:
lil homey wants to go into biochemistry, so you reaffirm the stereotype of black boys being too ignorant to converse their feelings on social issues when you suggest the need for ghostwriters. :stopitslime:

:salute: lil homey for being socially conscious
 

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I'm waiting for one of you dumb nikkas to go out and actually buy this dumb shyt and post pics of it.
 

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Basically. Suddenly it seems that there is some idea in the air that all of us was supposed to buy this stuff. Does shorty write the same thing to Gucci, LV, and Ferragamo? Because believe it or not, Jay-Z did not invent expensive sh!t.

Bet this dude got some $200 Jordans though :mjpls:

what about a ps4?:mjpls:
 

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Jay chose wrong... They all have to do a lil selling out... that's understandable... He chose c00n and wasn't ashamed in doing so.


AND I'm not gonna front... I have all these brands, gucci, tru before it was really popular and seems like a bytchnikka brand, etc. I used to live at sacs and barneys all these places.. But naw, as you get older and more knowledgeable about things, you really have to let this shyt go unless ur striving to be an all star c00n like this camel faced fakkit jay. .

Age comes wisdom. Gotta stop being super-materialistic and be the sharp, mature dresser. Even if that means shopping at K-Mart and seeing great looking shyt for cheap.
 

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I mean if you don't like it great, why does everyone have to know?


Having said that, it's corny how Jay high priced this crap.

It's Barney's, breh.

Are people really confused about what store this is? lol

These items are not marketed toward anybody but people who can afford it. And if this is the same thing he was in "trouble" for a few weeks back, it's for charity. When rich people fundraise, they don't go out and hold charity drives and shyt, they hold $6000 a plate dinners.

I have no idea why any regular person would be mad about this shyt. I don't really know the reason to wear a ski mask if you aren't skiing either. Even though I've always liked the look of them, I kinda knew it was a stupid idea to wear them, cept for in the winter.
PG County Schools :troll:

:leostare: I went to PG County schools and my diction was excellent :wow:

That being said, that kid speaks nothing like any 14 year old I know.
 
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