Deadpool Gotta Have the Best Opening to a Superhero Movie EVER...

[The axe murderer]

lmaooooo marveL turned one of the hardest heavy hitters into a vegan buddhist and disney sheep were like ''woo sahhhh''

fuccin herbs looooooooooooool

How you go from tossing tanks to tossing salads
This mf got bytched out by nut chinned thanos and turned into a tumblr blogger
And this was AFTER he was a champion gladiator on an alien backwater planet running through mfs like mike tyson
He didnt even get his licks in on thanos on endgame

 

[MartyMcFly]

HOW could I forget that one?

Still dope all these years later

 

[The axe murderer]

Had Hulk like Stoop Kid from Hey Arnold the rest of the movie. By the time the Hulk was ready to leave his stoop, he was a Jersey Shore member, taking selfies and dabbing. You hate to see it

Hulk is just green beast at this point.

 

[obarth]

Hulk is just green beast at this point.

I expect Beast to hit up the open mic, doing a short jazz sax set, at his local Seattle coffee house. The Hulk!?

 

[The axe murderer]

I expect Beast to hit up the open mic, doing a short jazz sax set, at his local Seattle coffee house. The Hulk!?

I'm surprised the mf aint get a hair bun in that movie

 

[smoove157]

 

[Still FloW]

The Watchmen opening was great...too bad the rest of the movie couldn't keep up

TOP 5 GOAT Comic Book Films

 

[Still FloW]

How you go from tossing tanks to tossing salads
This mf got bytched out by nut chinned thanos and turned into a tumblr blogger
And this was AFTER he was a champion gladiator on an alien backwater planet running through mfs like mike tyson
He didnt even get his licks in on thanos on endgame

I feel like he was bribing the high officials on that ass planet to win cause no way that nikka is the same nikka who got pacquia'd in the first 10 minutes

i feel like we gotta open up a private investigation of all them fights he won cause he looking shaky out here

 

[The axe murderer]

I feel like he was bribing the high officials on that ass planet to win cause no way that nikka is the same nikka who got pacquia'd in the first 10 minutes

i feel like we gotta open up a private investigation of all them fights he won cause he looking shaky out here

Oh yeah like they did thor dirty when he gave him the beats.
I dont buy for one second its the same mf. This mf doing haiku after thanos beat his ass.

 

[The axe murderer]

To answer OP X2 opening was legendary

 

[obarth]

I'm surprised the mf aint get a hair bun in that movie

You don't know scress until Banner makes you sit through his grievance with Captain Marvel: dude was pissed because he felt she was insulting LGTBQ+ culture by going into binary mode

 

[The axe murderer]

You don't know scress until Banner makes you sit through his grievance with Captain Marvel: dude was pissed because he felt she was insulting LGTBQ+ culture by going into binary mode

fukking millennial
Mf probably looked like obi wan kenhobo in this bytch. Probably tried arguing the lack of azn representation in porn
Black widow dodged a bullet or shed have to sit through him bytching about not having his poems published on hallmark titled "memoirs of a sonning"

 

[Lefty Gunz]

Still ...

 

[HARLEM AL]

I still haven’t watched the second one.

 

[Still FloW]

Oh yeah like they did thor dirty when he gave him the beats.
I dont buy for one second its the same mf. This mf doing haiku after thanos beat his ass.

I heard from a brehh on that planet, The Game master was letting Punk, i mean Hulk win if he gave up that bussy. no wonder they fried Thor when he gave son the beats.. vegan nikka was happy walking around butt naked in front of other men.

he was on that planet all them years giving up the bussy