:dead: @ this dude looking like a bootleg, unlicensed version of The Rock

[Berniewood Hogan]

I can see his career transition. Starts off as Cocky My-via, from the “Caymen” Islands. The fans reject him, and starts chanting “you suck Cock”. He then gets “repackaged” and comes back as The Cock, with a tattoo of a rooster. That theme music with the hard guitar rifts, IF YOU SMELL WHAT THE COCK IS STICKIN!

"Did you use a condom?"

"Uh, well I..."

"IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU USED A CONDOM!"

 

[Hoodoo Child]

The Smackdown Motel

 

[Zero]

...AND THOUSANDS!!!!

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

He could play the rock in a biopic

So would you cast the rest of the characters as midgets as well or just the lead?

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Bollywood Rock

 

[malbaker86]

My gawd this thread

 

[Lord Scion]

cue wcw knock off rock theme

bruh I was lookin for this shyt

Thing is it don't even sound bad, but that dude talking over it sound drunk as fukk . He couldn't get the "The Rock Says" sound bites anywhere

 

[the_FUTURE]

“Acknowledge your part, and be silent!!”

 

[Slystallion]

it is hilarious but dude is definitely more jacked than 90% of the Coli ...he does look like he's not taller than 6ft though

he clearly is trying to echo the rock with the eyebrow any other pictures or even who this guy is?

 

[malbaker86]

This thread has had me dying all day between the replies & how much he does look like a poor man’s Rock.

Anyone know breh’s name?

it is hilarious but dude is definitely more jacked than 90% of the Coli ...he does look like he's not taller than 6ft though

he clearly is trying to echo the rock with the eyebrow any other pictures or even who this guy is?

Solo the Hamo Bull

 

[Riley Escobar]

Solo the Hamo Bull

This dude actually has a bootleg Brahma Bull name

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Lay the knockdown on your cheeky-piss
veggie t*ts

 

[richaveli83]

 

[MenacingMonk]

cue wcw knock off rock theme

I had my mom buy me this shyt. I thought it was legit tracks. I was very disappointed upon listening.

 

[ALTRUISM]

Man these replies :bookerlaugh: