Dawg, my roommate did a rendition of piano man in front of everyone in the dorm hall

[Capitol]

After we were done all of our other activities, our entire hall was called to the rec room to do a little meeting about the general rules. For whatever reason my roommate decides that he doesn't like people having regular conversations and decides to go to the middle of the room and break out into a rendition of Piano Man. The entire time he was trying to get everyone involved and kept getting louder and louder but dudes were just looking at him like . After he was done I swear I experienced the most awkward and painful silence of my entire life. There was 5 minutes where everyone in the room was awestruck that this dude came out of nowhere and began singing acapella in what sounded like a London accent. These dudes are weird man

 

[The 2020 New Member]

sounds like he has a serious drinking problem.

 

[obarth]

So you couldn't clap for a nikka with his singing ass?

 

[Capitol]

@muse why you do me like that breh. Whats the beef?

He also drinks water out of a martini glass but I'm not even going to judge him on that. Maybe he thinks its cool. Maybe it's all he brought

 

[street heat]

haha. post pics

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

That's a good-ass song, though

Ain't a nikka who don't be swaying his head if they catch it on the radio

 

[LostOne]

That's a good-ass song, though

Ain't a nikka who don't be swaying his head if they catch it on the radio

 

[Capitol]

That's a good-ass song, though

Ain't a nikka who don't be swaying his head if they catch it on the radio

I don't have a problem with the song, it's the randomness and the crippling awkwardness I had a problem with. Dude seems nice and everything but that shyt was just weird

 

[Clem]

Where's the Vine?

 

[muse]

@muse why you do me like that breh. Whats the beef?

He also drinks water out of a martini glass but I'm not even going to judge him on that. Maybe he thinks its cool. Maybe it's all he brought

iono
its what i do
no hard feelings

 

[FrederickDouglas]

You need to get up on that nikkas level shyt.

That nikka singin fukkin epic shyt and you fukkin hatin on that shyt. That muhfukka knows what the fukk he doin. Sing us a song, you're a muhfukkin piano man gahthdamn.

 

[Capitol]

You need to get up on that nikkas level shyt.

That nikka singin fukkin epic shyt and you fukkin hatin on that shyt. That muhfukka knows what the fukk he doin. Sing us a song, you're a muhfukkin piano man gahthdamn.

I would never have the confidence to do something like that either so I give him props on that. I was prepared to meet some weird characters, but it seems like my roommate is the exact opposite of me on some things

 

[obarth]

I would never have the confidence to do something like that either so I give him props on that. I was prepared to meet some weird characters, but it seems like my roommate is the exact opposite of me on some things

You got the coolest roommate on campus, breh

Dude gets twisted off water martinis and composes bangers. The potential for residual p*ssy is high

 

[mozichrome]

u decided to tell us this cool story breh

 

[Capitol]

You got the coolest roommate on campus, breh

Dude gets twisted off water martinis and composes bangers. The potential for residual p*ssy is high

This dude is like three hunna plus easy so don't go picturing some fly ass dude. I will say this, the dude is just different. I've only known dude for a couple hours but everything he does has me like is wrong with em. In all honesty the fact that this dude is so fukking off the wall and confident with it is probably going to fukk the game up. Either that or he's going to be beating his dikk into a sock while I try to blast some music and mentally escape from the situation. It could go either way

u decided to tell us this cool story breh

I never make threads and talk about my life so rarely on this jawn. Can I live?