Dating was a joke in 1988 Coming to America. But in 2024 it's real life.

[Phitz]

man, i live in new orleans, people just learn about voodoo and shyt just so the can SEEM more legit local but there are actual people here that have been connected for years to it.

...no bytch my age has been practicing or has been connected like that. they just read and BELIEVE in it like low level acolytes.

ahhh that explains it

the whole city haunted

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

it's the stalking and trying to embarrass a breh after the fact.

I've seen some brehs go through it

never that...well maybe slight stalking but every woman will do that to you whether you're aware of it or not.

i'm a good lover and don't break hearts, i just focus on the moment and pleasing the women

...the boyfriend level gets a little more challenging for me, though

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

ahhh that explains it

the whole city haunted

yeah, you can't be running round this bytch scared of ghosts and goblins; you'll never have a life

 

[PatCake]

women believe in

Anything