Darwin Award Nominee: Man says F*** Alligators. Get's eaten by alligator

[Lord Vile]

If he had known jujitsu he would have jumped in the water and a pair of gator boots would have floated to the surface.

what kind of hanna barbera shyt is this

 

[Remote]

what kind of hanna barbera shyt is this

 

[mamba]

If he had known jujitsu he would have jumped in the water and a pair of gator boots would have floated to the surface.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

The man who was killed by an alligator in Texas had mocked the animal before jumping into gator-infested waters Friday, an official said.

Tommie Woodward, 28, ignored warning signs and dismissed employee's pleas

"He said, 'fukk the alligators' and jumped into the water and almost immediately yelled for help,"

"They were begging with him not to do it," Bukart said.

"Next thing I know this girl is screaming and an alligator's got him," Wright said.

GOT EEEM!!!!

i need help

 

[FLATOP]

Dude thought he was Bruce Wayne

 

[Remote]

Dude thought he was Bruce Wayne

 

[mamba]

He probably would have said "fukk those fish" too

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

The alligator was like "no silly white man, fukk you"

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

If he had known jujitsu he would have jumped in the water and a pair of gator boots would have floated to the surface.

@ 30 second mark

 

[DrexlersFade]

Alcohol and night swimming it's a winning combination

 

[TrifeGod]

say fukk reptiles and pretend you wouldnt of got the same work from a turtle

 

[Cat piss martini]

i'm about to eat this chicken.

 

[Judgement!]

He looks like a racist who posts on storm front

Fukk em

 

[iBrowse]

@Cat piss martini post in here yet

 

[blackestofpanthers]