To think that people were worried about him climbing Everest and it ended up being something at ground level that caused him the injury.
Darby Allin Hit By A Bus
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Kingshango
Veteran
God is telling him to retire one way or the other. 
Be in a long-term one-sided feud with Death, brehs.
OGBobbyJohnson
Veteran
All to see a Broadway show.
Still doing his meet and greet.
Breh god is trying to tell him not to climb Everest. We literally can countdown to his demise.
KingsOfKings
š© Donuts š©
Goddamn
The Rainmaker
Mr. Money in the Bank
Was looking for a "death watching clock" image and THIS was the first result. Perfect.
Art Barr
INVADING SOHH CHAMPION
Still trying to figure out what aew did to you goofies. To make you so publically disagreeable.
As none of you been a drawing anything in anything. Plus aew never held you down. So why all the covert sneak dissin and flaug'n for anyone who is in aew.
What chu mad f'oh.
Art Barr
As none of you been a drawing anything in anything. Plus aew never held you down. So why all the covert sneak dissin and flaug'n for anyone who is in aew.
What chu mad f'oh.
Art Barr
Darby: *Olympic Dives into a pool of glass and early-onset osteoporosis*
The Universe: 'sit yo ass down or I'mma sit you down'
Darby:
Universe: No Everest, no skating
*not 5 minutes later*
Universe: ...I know I don't hear that little nikka movin around in there
Darby: Tony Hawk said you ain't even my real dad
Universe:
Now I gotta go get my belt bus
The Universe: 'sit yo ass down or I'mma sit you down'
Darby:
Universe: No Everest, no skating
*not 5 minutes later*
Universe: ...I know I don't hear that little nikka movin around in there
Darby: Tony Hawk said you ain't even my real dad
Universe:
Now I gotta go get my 
Saysumthinfunnymike
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This guy needs like a year off from everything. Locked away in the house with bubble wrap.