Daniel "The GOAT" Bryan ethering Cena Appreciation

[SuikodenII]

The WWE is a machine, if the machine is behind you, you CAN'T FAIL, period. They will force feed you whatever they want till you tap out and give in because that is what they do...Cena and Orton are prime examples of it and the fans know it. Other superstars transcend on their own, and the E does NOTHING to help them and sometimes, for reasons I will never comprehend, stall their rise.

At some point and time you just stop trying to rage against the machine, and just join in. Whether it be because you simply don't want the stress of nit picking the stupidity of certain things or you just want to lampoon the product, most E fans have given up being "wrestling fans" and just watch for entertainment purposes only. Is there a difference? Well, IMO there is because I feel the respect level for the business and the people involved is devalued if it's simply entertainment but that's the battle lines between fans that's being drawn by the WWE. Why? My guess is the E is gauging whether or not The E Universe is in favor of transitioning over to being "wrestling" fans. Putting the belt on a guy like Bryan or Punk is sort of a test to the fans themselves.

Bryan going on about being a wrestler, same as Punk did, is digging into the underdog role as well as questioning the validity of the E Universe. I personally don't like it, but they chose to go this route once again with Cena when there's several other avenues they could go down. Cena using the NFL comparison........well, with Roger Goddell doing his very best to white wash the league into an emotionless gentleman's sport, bad comparison IMO, but I get where he was TRYING to go with it. He came off as arrogant and pompous (if this was done on purpose for a heel turn, it's genius) instead of explaining that he too is a wrestler, who just so happens to be able to entertain. Saying he'd never devalue the WWE championship by wrestling for another company...boyscout line for a BS company that could've spent some of that campaign money for INSURANCE FOR THE WRESTLERS... but fukk them if they want to take a job at another company to have a more relaxed schedule or simply heal up and re-coup. fukk them if they get fired for no reason and have no choice, it was a bad line. In fact, the entire angle was poorly executed IMO, the wrestler vs. worker face/face confrontation angle is bad booking.



If John Cena was as terrible as some people say he is, he wouldn't be in the position he's in. However, if people actually believe Cena has been or ever will be in position to fail, you're delusional. The same can not be said for the other 90-95% of the roster.

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Cena can work better than any franchise face of the company ever.

 

[SuikodenII]

Cena can work better than any franchise face of the company ever.

Can you list the franchise faces of the company.....I'm just curious as to who you're referring to

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Cena elevated Umaga, though. Umaga's only memorable match was with Cena

Not really. People always harp on this match. Yes, was a dope match. But there seems to be this impression that Umaga couldn't work. Dude was money in Japan (in a tag team but still, he was definitely the better half) for two years between his WWE stints. That Cena match is the one big match he got, and goes with that I said that Cena's best shyt comes when someone else is good enough to offer a break up to his usual formula.

 

[R=G]

These cats really liked that crying promo by Cena.....no wonder they rank half talents above Jake the Snake and Rick Rude all time. They really love to defend mediocrity...that dude's voice was cracking and he had to use a different dialect instead of being who he ALWAYS is every week, some corny jokester who no sells every opponent and burys every type of talent he can. He basically tried to bury Bryan's worth in other areas, as if him being the king of the WWE since 2005 is some major accomplishment. Only time wrestling is good is when Cena gets injured or someone else gets the belt or when a guy like Henry gets hot or Bryan gets hot or Punk gets attention or Rock returns..yada, yada, yada. He can't defend himself on that because he's the problem and he can talk about AFL and him being the NFL, which the WWE always shys away from with their insane "Did you Know" fake facts on them being more watched and shyt, is preposterous. Which is the whole and the problem of the John Cena character to begin with. He doesn't do good promos. He SUCKS. It was garbage and it was expected....same boring shyt he always spits. He needs to find his proper accent..you from Boston or you from the South, nygga. Which is it? Phony as fukk. Wigger 101.

That Cena promo is being called one of the WORST of the year. He didn't even address what Bryan was talking. He was defensive on stuff that didn't make sense. Bryan didn't question his wrestling ability or anything like that. He called a spade a spade...dude is out there joking every fukking week and doing his same Superman comeback routine while kissing ass left and right to crowds that despise him. Butter soft. You would NEVER see the Undertaker, Austin, or Rock do that. Ever.

 

[R=G]

Cena didn't elevate Umaga.He stopped his undefeated streak and went over in dominant fashion. Ultimate Underdog goes over a monster in dominant fashion..how the fukk does that work. Umaga was never seen the same again after that loss. And that was a gimmick match...they never did a straight match that was good or anything.

 

[Bryan Danielson]

That Cena promo is being called one of the WORST of the year. He didn't even address what Bryan was talking. He was defensive on stuff that didn't make sense. Bryan didn't question his wrestling ability or anything like that. He called a spade a spade...dude is out there joking every fukking week and doing his same Superman comeback routine while kissing ass left and right to crowds that despise him. Butter soft. You would NEVER see the Undertaker, Austin, or Rock do that. Ever.

I noticed that too, Bryan ain't say shyt about him not being able to wrestle but Cena just brought it up out the blue. That was confusing like "what are you talking about?"

 

[MMS]

It was great but what made it greater was Cena responding talking about clothes and the AFL..haha...changing his dialect to sound like something he isn't the whole time Went right back into that Wigger lifestyle. Dude was hurt by those truthful GOAT facts...someone FINALLY brought up him doing everything for money. Lol.

i felt the thuganomics come out

heel turn Cena would really change the landscape forever

 

[R=G]

Not really. He would just get Change the Channel chants loudly and more vividly. He's lost the ability to make that kind of impact on the structure of pro wrestling. Would of mattered in 2007 or 2008. May have got some buzz if he turned at Mania this year but it's all over. People are not gonna go out of their way to watch John Cena in 2013 and beyond. He's why wrestling has taint on it in the public eye and definitely to what's left of the core fanbase.

 

[MenacingMonk]

Do you even watch wrestling? Just because Cena doesn't wrestle like an Indy spot gobblin doesn't mean he can't work. Cena puts on classics.

You know it's not just 1 person in a match, right?

It's called chemistry. Yea, Cena can vibe with others, but he's still shyt.

An "indy spot gobblin" would be someone who just does spots. Daniel Bryan CAN WRESTLE. If Cena was technical like a Malenko or versatile like Jericho then no one would say shyt about his ability.

Same nikkas that praise Mark Henry on here love saying Cena can't wrestle. There are tons of styles in wrestling just how Mizzark is great at what he does Cena is just as great at what he does.

Since when have people appreciated Mizzark for his wrestling?

 

[Tres Leches]

Cena can work better than any franchise face of the company ever.

Stone Cold,Bret Hart, HBK>>>>> jean cena breh

 

[ECA]

IDK, brehs. Cena carried The Great Khali to a decent match

 

[The Great One]

I..someone FINALLY brought up him doing everything for money. Lol.

Cena wanted to be a wrestler ever since he was like 5 years old you homo, they have videos/pics of it. He doesn't do it just for money but I think it's a huge part of it.

I guess Cena didn't go the way of good old Dwayne failing out of:
College Football
The NFL
The Canadian Football league
The Arena Football league

before he tried wrestling. Just think about it. If Dwayne didn't suck Pat Patterson's dikk and get into wrestling where would he be?

Homeless?

 

[R=G]

Why isn't he good at it? I know all about John Felix Cena but what is most telling is how he buries and doesn't progress the business. Which is why that Dwayne guy you mentioned came back and added LIFE to pro wrestling when it was looking pretty absymal in 2011.

 

[R=G]

IDK, brehs. Cena carried The Great Khali to a decent match

It's not that decent because I can guarantee no one here was gonna sit down and ever watch it again.