they got Sam Roberts’ Randall from Recess sounding ass on commentary
Dana Brooke buried and I MEAN fukking BURIED
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Playaz Eyez
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It was absolutely brutal
AquaCityBoy
Veteran
She won the match so
NYChase718
Veteran
fukk the acrobats and sensitive marks in the ring
Francis White
i been away to long, my feeling died.
First she bombed in her promo. Not the match. She came off as a moron. 2nd main event is filmed the same day as RAW. Dana is the new Askuna pure garbage in the ring. She needs to be a trainer or go back to female bodybuilding. There’s no shame in that.
That is wild corny.
Came off like a tryout for him to get a commentary spot, and he decided to get his shyt in on her specifically.
Thing is though, burying talent like that is like a wrestler burying their opponent. Wrestlers are instructed not to do that, since it makes you winning meaningless, since you just let everyone know the person you beat ain't shyt. This makes the WWE look dumb to the audience, because if ole girl is really THAT trash, why's she there?
But homie got his heel heat, so it's all good, right?
Came off like a tryout for him to get a commentary spot, and he decided to get his shyt in on her specifically.
Thing is though, burying talent like that is like a wrestler burying their opponent. Wrestlers are instructed not to do that, since it makes you winning meaningless, since you just let everyone know the person you beat ain't shyt. This makes the WWE look dumb to the audience, because if ole girl is really THAT trash, why's she there?
But homie got his heel heat, so it's all good, right?
Francis White
i been away to long, my feeling died.
You make no sense whatsoever. Dana is no good. She complained on Twitter about getting a chance, she got it in a title match but failed in her promo to get herself and the match over.
Wrestlers are instructed not bury their opponents? Since when?? Braun buried EC3. No way Jose is buried. Bayley is buried. Alexa beat her clean in 2 minutes with a damn slap. Iconics have been buried since winning the women’s tag title.
If Vince wants you buried, you buried. You acting like Sam fukking Roberts went into business for himself and just decided to start shooting . That’s being a mark and thinking it wasn’t scripted.
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
put Colin Quinn on commentary
Berniewood Hogan
IT'S BERNIE SANDERS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!
Put Vincent "Dice" McMahon on commentary 
"Little Boy Blue..... His name's just Blue from now on, pal. OHHH!!!"
"Little Boy Blue..... His name's just Blue from now on, pal. OHHH!!!"
Brehs, listen to ANY old school wrestler, and they'll tell you that one of the basic rules of a promo is to get yourself over without burying the other guy. Otherwise, it's not an accomplishment to beat them.
The same thing applies to commentary. Get your jokes off, but never imply that the talent isn't worthy of being there. Because when you eventually try to do something with them, the audience doesn't care. Most of these heel commentators are trying so hard to be Bobby Heenan, but they completely overlook the fact that he rarely, if ever, actually shyt on a face. Breh spent literal decades getting at Hulk Hogan, and his shtick was basically "Hogan's not the saint you think he is", and that shyt WORKED. You can play heel commentator without belittling the talent.
And the bolded part up above? That's part of the fukking problem. No promoter should be out here just saying fukk it, and burying their talent on air the way that happened. You out here talking about shytty booking like that's supposed to justify some corny shyt like this. Nah, man. That, along with commentary doing a shytty job of getting faces and heels over as such are part of why no one cares about anything. Their whole presentation is fukked up. And it's primarily because a 73 year old man has a deathgrip on creative.
And I wasn't implying that he went off script or something, I just said he was trying too hard to play the heel. Two different things.
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GoddamnyamanProf
Countdown to Armageddon
It got no reaction mostly because everyone was like uh wtf Dana Brooke? Challenge Ronda of all people? In an already off the rails storyline? It was just random and out of the blue and Dana is never on tv cutting promos so no one knew what to make of it.
The promo itself was good for what it was.
Playaz Eyez
Veteran
I applaud you for trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, but the promo itself was simply bad. The promo was basically written to make her look like a joke, and you could almost even read that on her face as she was saying it.
Saysumthinfunnymike
VOTE!!!
Everyone knows Dana is bad. I don't need a little 5 foot piece of shyt who is equally as horrible at his job to tell me about it 