Damn, this nikka came to the club with his chick, got his chick taken from him by Derek Jeter

[King Poetic]

bytch did everything to derek jeter she probably never did wit dude

probably told old boy i dont suck dikk, but was drinking jeter juice like she was dying of thirst
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[L&HH]

Didnt watch baseball for two years his soul was chattered

I haven't watched baseball in 21 years. I guess Jeter must have stolen my wife.

But nah, there's one way to know if this is true or not. Ask him what she got in that basket

 

[Abstract83]

Stop dating these rent a instagram hoes lol.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Well on a positive note check that bytch's HSV test a few months after fukking Jeter. Now she got something to remember him by forever

 

[Diondon]

Damn, son
When a rich nikka wants your bytch

 

[Robbie3000]

This reminds me of the story when MJ took some writers chick in a restaurant.

 

[beenz]

If that is not made up...sweet jesus christ.....

I couldn't even imagine.......

I honestly think I'd be on some Michael Myers shyt after that.....

Oh no.....

F-F-F brehs....

jesus christ that was a lot of L's.

I still don't understand why dude couldn't stay in his own hotel room. I mean say if jeter didn't take his girl, where were they sposed to go to after the club since he couldn't stay in his own hotel room.

 

[Bay Area]

That just summed-up the problem with this entire generation.​

What is the problem?

 

[TheArchitect]

jesus christ that was a lot of L's.

I still don't understand why dude couldn't stay in his own hotel room. I mean say if jeter didn't take his girl, where were they sposed to go to after the club since he couldn't stay in his own hotel room.

Maan, I wouldn't even give a fukk about the hotel room. The only room I'd be going to is a padded one...

fukked up world we live in...makes me not even want to bother anymore.

We live in a world where you can fukking rescue a bytch from a 3-headed dragon in a lake of fire, and she'll leave your as at a drop of a dime for a celebrity/rich person/whoever gives them that "tingle".

Maaaaan.....naaah, fukk that. They need to develop warning signs for these bytches....SERIOUSLY.

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

What is the problem?

Spineless bytch-assness.
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[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

She was your ride? Well come on man.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

man listen... this dude was also frontin himself though. Had no money, flying women in town, SHE WAS HIS RIDE...man come on

 

[TEKBEATZ]

LMAO this could be a skit on SNL

 

[D1renegade]

If you're the faithful type then you won't go. doesn't matter who it is.

 

[GetInTheTruck]

Dude sounds like a bum, he should be happy it was jeter and not some regular cat with his shyt together.