damn rivers has 6 kids w/ a 7 on the way

[Joe Sixpack]

He's a super conservative. He only beats to make babies obviously. His wife is probably one of those depressed bishes that contemplates suicide daily, but is frightened by God's wrath.

Easily your best post ever..

 

[QuintessentialBM]

Obviously the only way to keep a female in line or from leaving you is to keep her pumping out babies so another man don't want her. He doin right.

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

He's a super conservative. He only beats to make babies obviously. His wife is probably one of those depressed bishes that contemplates suicide daily, but is frightened by God's wrath.

lol....he was stanning Rick Santorum last election cycle. He's obvious some big time Christian social conservative. He'll probably run for Congress in his home state of Alabama after he retires.

 

[concise]

rivers is a strict catholic. and when your catholic, the only birth control is abstinence.

I knew it was about Philip. He has said a couple of times that he's a strict Catholic, but this is a mostly Protestant land, so it won't be that big.

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Popping that baby out is going to be like getting a canned drink out the coke machine.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Scust at you being intrigued with another man's sex life like a fakkit in heat

Gizzle!!!!

 

[BreezyH]

Obviously the only way to keep a female in line or from leaving you is to keep her pumping out babies so another man don't want her. He doin right.

wonder is she's fat

 

[FrostBite]

The moment Philip Rivers found out he was expecting a 7th child...

 

[Th3G3ntleman]

Southern evangelical christian = kids. Pretty sure those fkers don't believe in contraception.

 

[Lord Beasley]

He got more kids than playoff wins

 

[Steezy]

phillip rivers from alabama ? ... well ill be

 

[Jax]

 

[Grifter]

For reals, ol' speculatin'-ass nicca sound like he was fannin' himself makin' this thread...

He probably caught the vapors after finding out.

 

[SuckFohh]

He's a super conservative. He only beats to make babies obviously. His wife is probably one of those depressed bishes that contemplates suicide daily, but is frightened by God's wrath.