Damn, Remy Ma never getting Papoose back now

[xiceman191]

You missed a chance to have a roleplay of a lifetime....she can wear a ski mask and timb boots (buttahs) and do some damage. I'm talking about strapping you to a milking table and beating you senseless...spitting in your mouth and jerking your dikk while slapping you and twisting your nipples...I'm telling you busting a nutt while you taste your own blood and feeling tears run down your face is GOAT

 

[Umoja]

You missed a chance to have a roleplay of a lifetime....she can wear a ski mask and timb boots (buttahs) and do some damage. I'm talking about strapping you to a milking table and beating you senseless...spitting in your mouth and jerking your dikk while slapping you and twisting your nipples...I'm telling you busting a nutt while you taste your own blood and feeling tears run down your face is GOAT

 

[Big Mountain Hélà]

 

[HollywoodP]

Pap: (laying on bed texting remy)

clarissa: (walks into bedroom) da hell u doin nikka?

Pap: nothing bae ( starts getting under the blankets)

Clarissa: (snatches blankets off bed to reveal pap in tighty whities) nikka, gimme da phone?

Pap: chill ma, let me atleast grab my fitted first ma.

Clarissa: (grabs fitted and rips it in half) YEA NIKKA, REAL MUSCLE, COME GET CHA FITTED

Pap: (slowly crawls outta bed like ) why it gotta be like dat lil mama u know a nikkas hairline peeling back, HALLLP YOU KNOW A NIKKA CANT LEAVE DA CRIB WITOUT DA FITTED BAE..HAALLLLLLP

Clarissa: (starts hitting pap in his side wit jabs) ...STAND UP STRAIGHT NIKKA...if u start leaning ima hit you wit TWO. CHUCK DAT SHYT UP NUCCA.

Remy: (on facetime on paps phone) AYE CLARISSA, DONT HIT HIM..LET HIM BE, LET THE nikka BREATH..

Clarissa: (grabs paps phone and walks to the bathroom and closes the door) remy, when u gone let a real nikka hit you wit dat strap on?

Remy: u a whole dike huh?

Clarissa: buss it open real quick while i got u on da phone, come on remy...(hears scratching on door) PAP, GET YO AZZ ON DAT BED LIKE I TOLD U TO, GET AWAY FROM DA DOOR NIKKA..



Pap: (ear to the door beating his meat) what yall talkn bout?

yo I'm out yall

 

[Versa]

Body is FIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

WHOOP DAT TRICK!!!

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

I wouldn’t even want remy back if i was single

She’s 45 with a mind of a 20 year old

She busy out here chasing different dudes but her son got caught up with murder charges

she's a generational loser. mrs. can't-get-right. damn shame. millions squandered, imagine your parents are millionaires and you out here playing hitman....

 

[Arizax2]

Remy still thinks she can woop her .

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Remy still thinks she can woop her .

she would get her BX ass hole beat down like a step child..i would pay money to watch it live!!!

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I think it’s the only way Pap can keep his hat on in the bedroom

This gotta be one of the coldest comebacks I’ve ever heard on this site holy shyt

 

[Arizax2]

she would get her BX ass hole beat down like a step child..i would pay money to watch it live!!!

Legit. Shields should sign a contract saying she can't knock her down for the first 3 rounds so we can get our money worth

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

I wouldn’t even want remy back if i was single

She’s 45 with a mind of a 20 year old

She busy out here chasing different dudes but her son got caught up with murder charges

not trying to justify her behavior, but let’s take it into account that she literally spent her young prime years in prison for doing some dumb shyt. she got a second chance at life and her old ass is practically living her second childhood.

 

[Bolzmark]

 

[The God Poster]

Look at you bragging about a woman losing her man

Ooooooh honey you gotta step yo pusssssy up girl


Celtic fans done hit a new low

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

Pap: (laying on bed texting remy)

clarissa: (walks into bedroom) da hell u doin nikka?

Pap: nothing bae ( starts getting under the blankets)

Clarissa: (snatches blankets off bed to reveal pap in tighty whities) nikka, gimme da phone?

Pap: chill ma, let me atleast grab my fitted first ma.

Clarissa: (grabs fitted and rips it in half) YEA NIKKA, REAL MUSCLE, COME GET CHA FITTED

Pap: (slowly crawls outta bed like ) why it gotta be like dat lil mama u know a nikkas hairline peeling back, HALLLP YOU KNOW A NIKKA CANT LEAVE DA CRIB WITOUT DA FITTED BAE..HAALLLLLLP

Clarissa: (starts hitting pap in his side wit jabs) ...STAND UP STRAIGHT NIKKA...if u start leaning ima hit you wit TWO. CHUCK DAT SHYT UP NUCCA.

Remy: (on facetime on paps phone) AYE CLARISSA, DONT HIT HIM..LET HIM BE, LET THE nikka BREATH..

Clarissa: (grabs paps phone and walks to the bathroom and closes the door) remy, when u gone let a real nikka hit you wit dat strap on?

Remy: u a whole dike huh?

Clarissa: buss it open real quick while i got u on da phone, come on remy...(hears scratching on door) PAP, GET YO AZZ ON DAT BED LIKE I TOLD U TO, GET AWAY FROM DA DOOR NIKKA..



Pap: (ear to the door beating his meat) what yall talkn bout?

.. .... I'm dying...... but this is legit believable...