Damn Jessica Simpson got some bazookas right now

[Serious]

look like she spent the last decade drinking

out here lookin like sunny

 

[Taadow]

Bruh why she look like Chris Farley in the face?

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

white women age like shyt, whether it's 25 or 35 they will fall off and it will be terrible

 

[Bumblebreh]

 

[steadyrighteous]

:marlohuh:

Good gawd almighty

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

Looks like Trump with a better wig

 

[KingJudah2]

What the fukk.


Who is this

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

I remember when she first came out saying the church told her her titties we’re too big to sing gospel music

 

[I Really Mean It]

nikkas saying 38 like 38 ain't washed*

For a white woman, sure, unless she's habitually working, drinks a gallon of water a day, and has a diet that excludes all but the highest quality meats and vegetables. If you're black and 38, you still look like you're in your 20s, unless you drink a fifth of vodka a day and chain smoke Newports.

 

[Kings County]

she got big as hell that aint all baby weight

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Blondes fall off extra hard...especially ones who were already a little thick.


Titty meats look delicious though

 

[nose hair]

I do not see the appeal



She would not stand out at the country club.

Really? :ughsaywhat:

She's got a pretty face, nice looking titties and a nice figure.

at the "country club" :hmminteresting:


This woman is beautiful

 

[Justise M]

She looks like dog the bounty Hunter in the face



Edit: someone already made the joke

 

[Zero]

At least Kelly Clarkson still fukkable in a trailer park bbw milf, run like hell if my husband catches you or it's a lynching kind of way.

!!!!

 

[Zero]

Bruh why she look like Chris Farley in the face?