DAMN I WISH I WAS FROM NEW YORK

[Blankthawtz]

one time I finessed this girl from South Carolina to come up to NY so i could smash....when she got here we went straight to the telly and did our thing...next mornin this bytch said she was gonna go sight see while i relaxed in the room....bout a half an hour later this bytch comes back to the room and tells me she got robbed at gunpoint...they took her expensive ass camera...her purse and jewels that she had on....i consoled her and asked if we could fukk one more time before she drove back to SC....

fukkin love my city!!!....

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

Thats only if you're not black.

I'm black it's less racist by far

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

Im the only nikka in my family born in the US that aint from NY, I fukks with NY I might make the move out there. NO stole my heart tho THATS a bad bytch right there

i heard louisiana as a whole got the worst pd in the state

 

[parallax]

Somewhere in south Texas

shyt if the frogs are that big then the tadpoles have to be baseball sized. i should make a trip down there some day

 

[Raid]

cornballs always taking that shyt too far.


Regardless he attacked NYC for a reason.

You think ISIS is gonna attack Houston


No one gives a fukk about your corny backwards racist cities outside of the people who live there.

NYC is the goat city and everybody can't keep it out of their mouths


You don't live here because you're not built for it.


I fukk with LA, NO, and Chicago.


Everywhere else is a glorified truck stop

You gone put some respect on Miami's name breh

 

[RammerJammer]

Yuuurrrr you already know son. NYC is where its at b, deadass. Bum ass south nikkas dont even got roads, walking around barefoot. Cali nikkas let they kids play outside near bums. Florida nikkas invest all their money on monster truck wheels for their bum ass cars instead of putting it towards 4G networks.

Everyone wants to live in NYC, ever heard a nikka say "damn I cant wait to move to Atlanta?" fukk no! if they do they like they shyt pushed back.

Did i mention NYC got the lovely, chocolate, intelligent, kiss by the goddess of beauty herself @Jasmine20

 

[Afrodroid]

They have giant frogs too

Giant rats, giant frogs... Sir, there's something wrong with the US fauna

 

[ace416]

You ain't tell no lies OP. Greatest city in the world after tdot.

 

[K.O.N.Y]

Your username is A Tribe Called Quest

Hate is just jealousy and love at the same time

straight out of the racist cac "who secretly loves black culture" playbook

 

[Phitz]

What the women look like I heard they only like skinny dudes. U ever see any 1 famous also howuch to live in South side Jamaica queens

don't go to Brooklyn

on the avg they not all that great

the further west you go the prettier

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

all I know is this thread is super funny because this guy said "best rapper ever" or some shyt and when I scrolled down I saw a pic of 50 looking all regal n shyt

 

[K.O.N.Y]

Word, I never met a New York nikka that didn't like Texas

You should've seen the look on my cousins face when he saw a backyard for the first time, his dumbass thought it was a plantation

Had to tell that nikka he didn't have to wear Tims all the time too, son would be sleeping on our leather couch with his Tims still on

lol this is not 1996.

 

[K.O.N.Y]

Lol This is the reason outsiders can't stand us. It's known in NYC that whenever you go girls will sweat you, that's why these dudes stay in their feelings.

i went to an hbcu in the south with girls all over the country. Ny dudes ate the most. In the american context we are the Romans of this shyt

Also the new york connection is huge overseas aswell

 

[K.O.N.Y]

I know. Whats your point?



You mean to tell me that there are tourist attractions in the Bronx or Staten Island I should be checking out?



FOH. NYC sucks.

Well actually yes

 

[ucanthandlethetruth]

Jersey is the NYC suberbs tho lol DA fukk?

Its confusing yall wouldn't understand how The ny metro is setup it's kinda unexplainable...the stinkier parts of jerz are mostly near 1 and 9 and the turnpike industrial sections from secaucus to elizabeth lot of plants and polluted cancer filled waters