Damn. I just watched Lion King again

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as a kid i loved when the baboon turned bruce lee on the hyenas
 
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This movie shows one of the most classic examples of a selfish, unsupportive heroin I've ever seen. I can't believe more people haven't mentioned this before...

So Simba watches his own father be murdered right in front of him, is led to believe that it's all his fault by his own trechourous uncle, runs away from home while being chased by a pack of pedophile hyenas, and basically grows up under the tutilidge of two animals he has to continually resist the carnal urge to devour. Then this broad Nala pops up years later out of NOWHERE demanding that Simba come back and be the King, not even trying to understand the fact that this dude is going through serious traumatic PTSD. I always hated that portion of the flick, makes Nala look like a cold, gold digging bytch....
 

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i wonder who ate mufasa carcass first

hyenas or the vultures
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my all time favorite disney moie but theres alot of 'cism going on :mjpls:

white lions automatically inherit the throne and are righteous (mufasa and simba)

mulatto lion (scar was a red nikka with green eyes) is seen as untrustworthy and conniving

recruits help from hyenas (a black woman and mexican) to usurp the kingdom from cacs

soon as he gains power everything goes to shyt, kinda like the tea party talking about:obama:

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So no one is going to talk about how scar probe was raping samba's mom or she just laid down took it from him.
 

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You know :patrice:

Someone explain to me how Pride rock went from that Famine to all of a sudden having Green Acres. That shyt doesn't grow back that fast. There is no way the Hyenas survived, just because Simba needed to eat. :pachaha:
It just won't the next day nikka. Remember he had Kopa at the end
 

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It just won't the next day nikka. Remember he had Kopa at the end

Indeed. I was just :youngsabo: at the Disney-esque ending. It would have taken 1-2 in reality. :manny: I find that shyt funny, where you know those Lions had to eat something until the grass came back.
 

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Just popped it in... The opening scene :wow:
 
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