"damn homie, in highschool you was da man homie" moments appreciation thread

[Wild self]

*goes to 10 year reunion*
*sees girl who used to brag on how "thick" she was & talked shyt to me about having skinny legs*
*notices that she's now built like Snuffy from Sesame Street*
*swag surfs*

I keep telling heads that you always wife up the slim chicks that are introverted. Never the "thick" chicks that are 2 cupcakes away from a heart attack.

 

[thoushallhustle]

thou can't be real. What hoes you know admit shyt like this freely.

 

[Wesley Pipes quotes]

Dudes dusted themselves off to your video and you got a dcik

 

[thoushallhustle]

yall nikkas arent important enough for me to make up shyt. only people i lie to is the police.