DAMN,BUT YOUNG MARY J WAS SEXY AF!

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

Unfortunately I've heard too many stories alluding to her having stinky puzzy.First time I read it on LSA, I wrote it off as bullshyt....

But then I saw a podcast with Reggie Wright Jr(Former head of security for Death Row Records) talking about the time he

met Mary J while he was on assignment with Tupac.According to him, Mary came up to greet Pac, and sat on his lap momentarily.

When she got up and walked away, Reggie said Pac looked down at his pants (Where Mary was sitting) like...And said "That

bytch stink"...Shyt hurt my heart because I always had a soft spot for Mary J...The chick on LSA claimed


to know her before she got famous.Allegedly, Mary dated the chick's brother..Said Mary would stop by their crib, go in the room with


her brother, and come out leaving the whole house kicking with a stench.No matter what, she's still the soundtrack to my childhood


I pray she's mastered her PH balance by now.

 

[Heafcliffe]

That's my Capricorn...

I'd murk them draws with her Greatest Hits playing in the background.

 

[Rekkapryde]

this was my desktop back in school

 

[BlackMajik]

Who u think Kellz was talking about on Bump n Grind

 

[Mastamimd]

The Reminisce cover was what got me

 

[010101]

she never played herself out that way*

 

[Desirous]

She’s always had it

 

[Justin Nitsuj]

Can you old fools go one lifetime without mentioning millennials and shyt?

I love me some MJB. Her music got me through hella bad break ups. I will never ever disrespect the queen by fapping to her.

 

[Billy Ocean]

Unfortunately I've heard too many stories alluding to her having stinky puzzy.First time I read it on LSA, I wrote it off as bullshyt....

But then I saw a podcast with Reggie Wright Jr(Former head of security for Death Row Records) talking about the time he

met Mary J while he was on assignment with Tupac.According to him, Mary came up to greet Pac, and sat on his lap momentarily.

When she got up and walked away, Reggie said Pac looked down at his pants (Where Mary was sitting) like...And said "That

bytch stink"...Shyt hurt my heart because I always had a soft spot for Mary J...The chick on LSA claimed


to know her before she got famous.Allegedly, Mary dated the chick's brother..Said Mary would stop by their crib, go in the room with


her brother, and come out leaving the whole house kicking with a stench.No matter what, she's still the soundtrack to my childhood


I pray she's mastered her PH balance by now.

Still love her

 

[Billy Ocean]

Baddest bytch in the game.

 

[Billy Ocean]

I'd fight a nikka say something bad about the Queen.

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

My nikka Nasir scrambled em guts in her prime

 

[macadomusic]

Lookin sexy in power.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I JUST WANT TO BE SITTING IN THE BED. SLOW JAM PLAYING. THEN I HER MARY SAY "YOU READY FOR ME BABY?" THEN SHE SLIDE INTO THE BEDROOM DOING HER SEXY LIL DANCE.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

All That I Can Say is I'm not MAGA, but you are 150% a DNC Cult member.

So go ahead and be fiirst in line to take the vaccine, then call 911 or 411 and Be Happy while you Hollerate at the Jamboree.

This dude got crazy conspiracy theories but this was funny