Dallas Cowboys Nation I have a question

[Codeine Bryant]

@Leasy We have received a record number of applications during this interview season. We would like to bring you in for an interview, but before we move forward, we would like to further gauge your interest and commitment to Cowboys Nation.

Please spend the next few days relentlessly shytting on any and everything Eagles related. You will need to change your avatar to a former or current Dallas Cowboy player or logo. You will denounce everything Eagles related and laugh at your former comrades now turned enemies. Due to the high volume of interest we have received this Woptober, this is the most efficacious way to expedite the processing of your application.

We will be in touch.


:jjumad:

 

[patscorpio]

isnt quincy carter the last black QB the cowboys had before romo? that makes it even more hilarious the reasoning

 

[DaPresident]

Only way you in is you have to send a tape of 4-6 250+ lbs men curb-stomping and pummeling you to a bloody pulp all while you're yelling "Cowboys for Life" and "eff the Eagles"

Allow those men to rob you and take all cash/credit cards from you, then spit blood on the ground, hold up a torn up cardboard sign with your username and "I Love The Cowboys" written on it. Then, and only then, will you be considered to become a fan of our team. You will be then, thoroughly vetted, and need two references from actual Cowboys fans.

Or you can just be a man and stick to your team bro...




choose wisely

 

[MoneyBags]

I am 29 I had adversity for all those years . Nobody had as hard as me. TM.

The fans of the Chargers, Browns, and bills might have something to say about that

 

[Ruck]

@porque

 

[dtownreppin214]

@Leasy We have received a record number of applications during this interview season. We would like to bring you in for an interview, but before we move forward, we would like to further gauge your interest and commitment to Cowboys Nation.

Please spend the next few days relentlessly shytting on any and everything Eagles related. You will need to change your avatar to a former or current Dallas Cowboy player or logo. You will denounce everything Eagles related and laugh at your former comrades now turned enemies. Due to the high volume of interest we have received this Woptober, this is the most efficacious way to expedite the processing of your application.

We will be in touch.


:jjumad:

A yearly bonus package with stock options will be included for relentless shytting on @Box Factory

 

[Insun Park]

You're only 29 too. I know OGs twice your age still repping

You can have him dallas

 

[Sonny Corinthos]

I'll co sign your membership

I can't have you dropping dead of heart ache like EDP

 

[Box Factory]

A yearly bonus package with stock options will be included for relentless shytting on @Box Factory

You better start trying to outsource that work before you get hurt

 

[AVXL]

Imagine @AVXL having a moment of clarity like this and giving up on the Falcons

I'm not a fair weather ass fairy like @Leasy doe

BTW, I'm disappointed in the approval process y'all got for new Cowboys fans. Somebody just gotta change their reppin and they're allowed to rep y'all that quickly?

 

[Codeine Bryant]

I'm not a fair weather ass fairy like @Leasy doe

BTW, I'm disappointed in the approval process y'all got for new Cowboys fans. Somebody just gotta change their reppin and they're allowed to rep y'all that quickly?

America's Team :jerry:


Being an Eagles fan is like supporting terrorism.
Boys fans just trying to make America great again :elliott:

 

[El Bombi]

#ByrdGang take note of this. Your papers have been filed and are currently being processed.

 

[porque]

@porque

 

[mrken12]

I'm not even an Eagles fan and I'm disgusted by this spineless bandwagon jumping behavior.

 

[dtownreppin214]

I'm not even an Eagles fan and I'm disgusted by this spineless bandwagon jumping behavior.

can you blame him tho. i'd be depressed if my rival drafted 3 potential HOFers in one draft AND two solid starters.