Dak Does Dallas - The Dallas Cowboys '21 Offseason Thread

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Just got word @*DalMem* and @philmonroe are going to brainstorm together over smoothies and get back to us w/ a title this evening.

All of my titles are too long

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

breh needs to stop missing practice and get his cardio up.

he’ll be fine

 

[LurkMoar]

 

[philmonroe]

Just got word @*DalMem* and @philmonroe are going to brainstorm together over smoothies and get back to us w/ a title this evening.

I apparently put dude in the torture rack like prime Lex Luger. I'm pretty sure Ramsey's bottom chick got me on ignore lol. In the words of the alien in Independence Day no peace lol

 

[LurkMoar]

I apparently put dude in the torture rack like prime Lex Luger. I'm pretty sure Ramsey's bottom chick got me on ignore lol. In the words of the alien in Independence Day no peace lol

Phil haven’t you beefed with half the brehs on here


Go ahead and give us a thread title while you at it

 

[lightskin jermaine]

"Dak is back to make it Rayne- 2021 Dallas Cowboys Season Thread"
"Dak in the drivers seat of the Lamb Coop"

 

[philmonroe]

Phil haven’t you beefed with half the brehs on here


Go ahead and give us a thread title while you at it

Yeah I'm pretty sure I have lol. Like Illinois Gordon said y'all won't have no more troubles out of me. I've washed my hands of that. Maybe possibly.

 

[PortCityProphet]

Take that rapist talk back to the Saints thread with your rapist starting quarterback.

Nope it applies to yall

He alleges linebackers Micah Parsons and Jesse Luketa and defensive end Yetur Gross-Matos conspired with Barber to sexually harass him and other players in the Lasch Building.
Humphries alleges in early January 2018 that four of his teammates orchestrated a campaign to harass and haze other members by threats of sexual assault, stealing clothes, simulating humping action and placing their genitals on their faces and buttocks.

 

[El Bombi]

Just got word @*DalMem* and @philmonroe have dropped the beef and are going to brainstorm together over smoothies this evening and get back to us w/ a title.

What beef?

I haven't had any problems with him. Since I put him on ignore around 2-3 years ago.

I wouldn't know if he have been saying anything about me to be honest.

 

[Primetime21]

Just got word @*DalMem* and @philmonroe have dropped the beef and are going to brainstorm together over smoothies this evening and get back to us w/ a title.

 

[El Bombi]

Nope it applies to yall

"Alleged"


Crab Legs actully admitted to sexually assaulting that Uber driver in Arizona.

Have a rapist to lead your franchise breh.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

 

[PortCityProphet]

"Alleged"


Crab Legs actully admitted to sexually assaulting that Uber driver in Arizona.

Have a rapist to lead your franchise breh.

If he sexually assaulted her he'd be in jail

 

[El Bombi]

If he sexually assaulted her he'd be in jail

She filed a civil suit.

She ran that goofy rapist pockets.

 

[duckbutta]

Tyron is a shell of a shell of his former self, Martin is turning into an injury waiting to happen, Does La'el have hips yet, is Conner Williams still an overweight tight end instead of an offensive lineman ?

Who is our backup ? Dak get hurt we probably won't win one game...

Boys you look good but better back that Dak up